Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

[mad bum]

I hate how loud jap people are.

[Guest]

East Asian Mongoloids have a tendency to have loud shrill voices. It's even worse with their females.

[Kama]

I'm sure there'll be more fuck ups they'll reveal soon.

I was under the impression that you mistakingly watched some old trailer for RE5, because you don't know what the fuck are you talking about. Sensitive much? It looks like shit because they have decent facial animations, wtf? Also, how dare they change Ada's clothes into something more sensible for evening... minus the fucking black glasses, but obviously that doesn't bother you.

It actually looks decent, and shows promise, since they seem to have some amount of respect for the original game. As a big fan of the original games, I approve. It could always be better, but calling it shit or a mod makes guestfag sound like someone who is trying to emulate AVGN by just trashing anything without good reason.

I get the feeling it'll be too hand-holdy compared to the original

Right, the good old feeling. It will probably be a bit more elaborate than RE Remake, which mostly kept the similar layout with couple of new locations. Layout of police station etc. could be completely different, but I'm pretty sure they will keep the formula. This isn't RE8.

After the shit that was RE5 I've stopped caring about the franchise at all, and although RE7 looked interesting on it's own, it wasn't the same thing anymore. This looks like the return to the good old days, or at the very least the closest attempt they have made.

Agreed. I'm super looking forward to RE2 and DMCV. I really don't understand the complaints. Most of them just seem stupid. People just need to complain and can't just enjoy something that's going to be fun.

[Guest]

I'm sure there'll be more fuck ups they'll reveal soon.

I was under the impression that you mistakingly watched some old trailer for RE5, because you don't know what the fuck are you talking about. Sensitive much? It looks like shit because they have decent facial animations, wtf? Also, how dare they change Ada's clothes into something more sensible for evening... minus the fucking black glasses, but obviously that doesn't bother you.

It actually looks decent, and shows promise, since they seem to have some amount of respect for the original game. As a big fan of the original games, I approve. It could always be better, but calling it shit or a mod makes guestfag sound like someone who is trying to emulate AVGN by just trashing anything without good reason.

I get the feeling it'll be too hand-holdy compared to the original

Right, the good old feeling. It will probably be a bit more elaborate than RE Remake, which mostly kept the similar layout with couple of new locations. Layout of police station etc. could be completely different, but I'm pretty sure they will keep the formula. This isn't RE8.

After the shit that was RE5 I've stopped caring about the franchise at all, and although RE7 looked interesting on it's own, it wasn't the same thing anymore. This looks like the return to the good old days, or at the very least the closest attempt they have made.

>decent facial animations

Uncanny valley ugliness that was extremely unnecessary is "decent" to you?

>how dare they change Ada's clothes into something more sensible for evening

The red dress could be under her coat for all we know, but this is a VIDEO GAME. Sensibility in Resident Evil is nonexistent because of it's vidya nature. Plus, it's being unfaithful to the original. I could care less about her "feeling cold at night" or shit. It's Ada fucking Wong. She's supposed to look like this:



>It actually looks decent

That's a lie and you know it.

>and shows promise

Kek

>since they seem to have some amount of respect for the original game.

Yes, because the original game also had an obnoxious over-the-shoulder camera that's totally better than RE4, RE5, and even RE6. And it's also so faithful in terms of how some locations and dialogue changed up compared to the original as well. I also love how they made everything far more cinematic than before, because cinematic gameplay is waaaaaaaaaaay better than competent gameplay. Yessir!

>As a big fan of the original games, I approve.

As a big fan of the original games, I disapprove.

>but calling it shit or a mod makes guestfag sound like someone who is trying to emulate AVGN by just trashing anything without good reason.

I'm calling it shit because it is shit. This is Crapcom we're talking about. The only good thing they can do anymore is Monster Hunter. The environments look like shit because the lighting is too grim dark. The facial animations look like shit because their motion capture tech is shit quality. The gameplay and combat looks like shit because it's far too cinematic and they vouched for current_year over the shoulder casual shit.

>It will probably be a bit more elaborate than RE Remake

The RE Remake is infinitely more elaborate than nu-RE2 because they remained mostly absolutely faithful. They kept the fixed cameras, the same events, and altered the dialogue while keeping it the same to the original. Plus, the addition of Lisa Trevor was actually good. RE Remake was one of the best vidya remakes of all time & is a textbook example of how to do one the right way. nu-RE2 is the opposite of that. It reeks of everything wrong with Capcom and vidya in current_year. Anyone with a functional brain can see that.

>and although RE7 looked interesting on it's own

It wasn't.

>This looks like the return to the good old days

Nope.

>the closest attempt they have made.

Not even close.

Agreed. I'm super looking forward to RE2 and DMCV. I really don't understand the complaints. Most of them just seem stupid. People just need to complain and can't just enjoy something that's going to be fun.

Congrats! You're part of the problem in killing the vidya industry.

[rabidtictac]

More nu-RE2 footage. The boss fight against William Birkin is garbage. Claire's face looks like she has autism.



Hurr durr, but at least it looks purdy!

It looks like a fucking texture pack for Revelations 2. Some Sick Fuck is a liar with bad normie taste as usual.

You ask why we'd suspect a game of being shit? Ask yourself (OUTSIDE OF MONSTER HUNTER) how many new capcom games in the last 5-8 years were any good at all?

Revelations 1 looks mediocre. Haven't played it but I did watch a full lp.
Relevations 2 is confirmed shit outside of raid mode. Trash game and the ammo drop system is actually broken.
RE6 had promise but was ultimately a buggy mess with terribad enemy designs (someone at crapcom thought they should replace zombies with generic terrorists using machine guns and shooting from cover).
DmC was shit.
SFV is legendarily shit and full of micropay jewing.
SF 30th anniversary is a collection of roms with garbage netcode.
mega mans legacy collection 1 and 2 are a collection of roms.
RE7 isn't my thing at all.
Dead Rising killed itself as a franchise by putting out so many shit games.

The last good RE game was RE4 or maybe RE5. I'm playing it now and it's okay I GUESS. But so many things about the moment-to-moment design of RE5 just make me want to play RE4 where the enemy placement felt more deliberate and the stages were less rushed. But RE5 came out in 2008-2009 and that was so long ago that there are kids who were born then who are old enough now to beat RE5.

Also I just wanna say that my favorite RE is RE2 and I don't WANT to see RE2 turned into this over-the-shoulder bullshit. I want to see RE2 given the REmake treatment. Its graphics have already aged much less poorly than RE1's. It didn't need a massive redesign. This graphical change reeks of capcom sinking their money into a development pit that will actively make the game worse.

Also what the FUCK is up with those enemy designs? Those shits are ripped straight out of fucking revelations 2. I bet cuckcom doesn't even have the talent to program in decent enemy hitstun animations. That's a problem that rev1 and rev2 both have. Enemies don't even react to shotgun blasts half the fucking time.

[Guest]

Agreed. I'm super looking forward to RE2 and DMCV. I really don't understand the complaints. Most of them just seem stupid. People just need to complain and can't just enjoy something that's going to be fun.

Why do cucked vidya fans always do this?

Really, why do you have a problem with people reasonably hating something? You yourself don't have a problem gushing over something, and yet, there can't exist a counterculture in your eyes?

Plus, the term "fun" in and of itself has degenerated into such an overused buzzword by plebs these days. It's a shit excuse that the industry feeds upon from good little corporate slaves who blindly continue to pay out of their own pockets for whatever shit is fed to them as though they were the libertines from Salo.

[Kama]

Agreed. I'm super looking forward to RE2 and DMCV. I really don't understand the complaints. Most of them just seem stupid. People just need to complain and can't just enjoy something that's going to be fun.

Why do cucked vidya fans always do this?

Really, why do you have a problem with people reasonably hating something? You yourself don't have a problem gushing over something, and yet, there can't exist a counterculture in your eyes?

Plus, the term "fun" in and of itself has degenerated into such an overused buzzword by plebs these days. It's a shit excuse that the industry feeds upon from good little corporate slaves who blindly continue to pay out of their own pockets for whatever shit is fed to them as though they were the libertines from Salo.

It has nothing to do with being cucked. I actually want these games. I'd rather have RE2 Remake over absolute trash like RE7 and Umbrella Corps any day. I've also been waiting way too long for a good Devil May Cry game so how about you go back to playing Dark Souls or whatever non-casual game you play to make yourself feel like you got a big dick and let those of us who actually want to play these games play them.

[Guest]

Agreed. I'm super looking forward to RE2 and DMCV. I really don't understand the complaints. Most of them just seem stupid. People just need to complain and can't just enjoy something that's going to be fun.

Why do cucked vidya fans always do this?

Really, why do you have a problem with people reasonably hating something? You yourself don't have a problem gushing over something, and yet, there can't exist a counterculture in your eyes?

Plus, the term "fun" in and of itself has degenerated into such an overused buzzword by plebs these days. It's a shit excuse that the industry feeds upon from good little corporate slaves who blindly continue to pay out of their own pockets for whatever shit is fed to them as though they were the libertines from Salo.

It has nothing to do with being cucked. I actually want these games. I'd rather have RE2 Remake over absolute trash like RE7 and Umbrella Corps any day. I've also been waiting way too long for a good Devil May Cry game so how about you go back to playing Dark Souls or whatever non-casual game you play to make yourself feel like you got a big dick and let those of us who actually want to play these games play them.

D'aww, did I hit a nerve there, champ?

[Kama]

Why do cucked vidya fans always do this?

Really, why do you have a problem with people reasonably hating something? You yourself don't have a problem gushing over something, and yet, there can't exist a counterculture in your eyes?

Plus, the term "fun" in and of itself has degenerated into such an overused buzzword by plebs these days. It's a shit excuse that the industry feeds upon from good little corporate slaves who blindly continue to pay out of their own pockets for whatever shit is fed to them as though they were the libertines from Salo.

It has nothing to do with being cucked. I actually want these games. I'd rather have RE2 Remake over absolute trash like RE7 and Umbrella Corps any day. I've also been waiting way too long for a good Devil May Cry game so how about you go back to playing Dark Souls or whatever non-casual game you play to make yourself feel like you got a big dick and let those of us who actually want to play these games play them.

D'aww, did I hit a nerve there, champ?

Nah, I'm not the one acting salty over something stupid like microtransactions that don't matter. Besides if you had hit a nerve I'd be guest posting like a bitch.

[Guest]

It has nothing to do with being cucked. I actually want these games. I'd rather have RE2 Remake over absolute trash like RE7 and Umbrella Corps any day. I've also been waiting way too long for a good Devil May Cry game so how about you go back to playing Dark Souls or whatever non-casual game you play to make yourself feel like you got a big dick and let those of us who actually want to play these games play them.

D'aww, did I hit a nerve there, champ?

Nah, I'm not the one acting salty over something stupid like microtransactions that don't matter. Besides if you had hit a nerve I'd be guest posting like a bitch.

Well, you sure are acting like a bitch.