Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[guest]

I'm baffled by that "First a McDojo for the workout" comment.

Who goes to a McDojo, knowing it's a McDojo, "for the workout"? You're paying inflated prices to throw punches in the air and yell "hi ya!" It's not even a good workout. Go to a gym or take yoga, you moron. Better results for a lower price and you can do it on your own schedule.

Sounds more like a cover story so that if someone looks into his karate stories and inevitably finds out that he's going to a McDojo for little kids he can say "yeah, well I totally knew that. But the legit dojo that I go to afterwards you don't know about cuz nobody talks about it, like fight club!"

[oldbones]

What an overdramatic shitdick. First off no country will take him. Second Obamacare has been a disaster. So many health care companies have pulled out of the exchanges once the overgenerous gubmint subsidies were lowered (as was written into Obamacare) that it's barely standing up. Some counties have zero Obamacare exchanges left. The insurers were losing money hand over fist and decided to just cut loose. Finally I have some advice for the old spoonster: Get a real job. Then you will have insurance and an income that doesn't entirely come from being a scumbag scammer. I hear Starbucks is actually very generous with their employees. It won't happen, of course. He'd rather leave the country than get a job. Imagine that.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Shitlibs always think they can just pack up and move to whatever welfare country they want to on a whim and get signed up for every handout they want as soon as they step off the plane.

Heh, Starbucks. Noah wouldn't last an hour there. You have to deal with customers face to face and actually be nice to them.

[Charlar]

He wouldn't move here, that's too much effort for him

[Keith Chegwin]

He should move to Cuba. I hear they've got excellent healthcare. Shame about those human rights abuses though

[Just Some Random Guy]

muh martial arts, muh saving my life from muggers who were totally not threatening my life in the first place

Hello, Cuckson

Nah, the guest post wasn't at all what James was saying; he was talking about how he could take down someone with a gun with karate and could shatter arms. The guest poster was mostly talking about how martial arts helped you out by aiding you in avoiding fights, and mentioning how you should run if the other person has a weapon like a knife.

What an overdramatic shitdick. First off no country will take him. Second Obamacare has been a disaster. So many health care companies have pulled out of the exchanges once the overgenerous gubmint subsidies were lowered (as was written into Obamacare) that it's barely standing up. Some counties have zero Obamacare exchanges left. The insurers were losing money hand over fist and decided to just cut loose. Finally I have some advice for the old spoonster: Get a real job. Then you will have insurance and an income that doesn't entirely come from being a scumbag scammer. I hear Starbucks is actually very generous with their employees. It won't happen, of course. He'd rather leave the country than get a job. Imagine that.

In the minimal fairness I can offer to Spoony, while I have issues with the ACA, so far the proposed replacements by the Republicans don't really seem like an improvement.

However, let's set any issues with the ACA aside and assume that it's great and that it would be a big step backwards to repeal it. In that case... his tweet is still really stupid. The Affordable Care Act wasn't passed until 2010. That means that repealing it... would be a return to the healthcare of 2009. Unless Spoony back in 2008/2009 was so distraught over the state of healthcare that he was planning to leave the country and only the passing of the ACA changed his mind, his statement is completely ludicrous.

Of course, it's Spoony. The man can't even muster the effort to sit in front of a camera and talk for several minutes about what he thought of a movie. And we're supposed to believe he'd go through the rigamarole of actually leaving the country?

[MegaNigger]

I want to see Obamacare repealed just to troll libshits harder at this point.

They have spent too long coasting through life in their safe spaces and being useful idiots.

I just wanna watch the world burn, and be the last to burn so I can watch every SJW burn first

[oldbones]

They think they'll just skip across the Cucknadian border and be welcomed with open arms. As soon as he steps foot into Canada he'll become a citizen and be sent to the front of the line at any hospital or doctors office to get his mountain of medications and treatments. Yeah that's how it works.

[Vaporwear]

As much as I would love him to leave this country so he can go be a leech somewhere else, let's face it, he's not going anywhere.

Like, what country would even take him? What country would take an unemployed nobody with a hundred phantom illnesses? Even if he is legit bi-polar, or even just clinically depressed, like, why would any country want to let him in when it's clear he's not mentally fit to work? What, does Spoony think he'd be welcomed with open arms to Canada or Europe just for existing? Cause he has no intention of heading to Mexico or to those other shitty South American countries, he expects a rich country to take care of his unemployed ass.

You know, I don't like Trump, but he barely impacts my life because I have proper health insurance and a proper job. Maybe Antwiler should've I dunno, kept making videos and kept earning that 5K a month, but no, he didn't, so now he's at the mercy of every politician and their schizo economic plans.

Whatever, he's just like all those Hollywood stars who were spouting off that they were gonna leave the country if Trump became president and then had to eat their own words when it actually happened. The big difference is those stars totally could have left for Canada or Europe or whatever, while spoony can't. Fuck spoony for failing to deliver on yet another promise.

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