Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

I'd love to see Spoony get martial arts training. He'd flip his shit the first time he hit the floor and make up lies about the trainer hating him.

[MegaNigger]

I could kick Cucksons ass....

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I could kick Cucksons ass....

Don't ask for it. He'll "You're already dead" all over you!

Sensei Cuckson's martial arts/self defense talk is full of insight.

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I especially like the parts where Cuckson never answers how to defend two hand choke and how he believes arm-shattering video game/manga/anime/whatever special karate move actually exists.

Sure, moving your entire arm faster than the other guy can pull his trigger finger is totally a thing you can count on.

And why the fuck does he keep insisting that karate gives him a range advantage?

[Auli]

Sensei Cuckson's martial arts/self defense talk is full of insight.

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I especially like the parts where Cuckson never answers how to defend two hand choke and how he believes arm-shattering video game/manga/anime/whatever special karate move actually exists.

He liked karat-eh because he doesn't have to get close? I didn't know karat-eh was ranged combat? :/

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I've seen this shit in action. Hadokens and Dhalsim punches all day long.

[MegaNigger]

I've seen this shit in action. Hadokens and Dhalsim punches all day long.

[wulfenlord]

There was that one time Spoony was humble:

Holy shitballs, I forgot about that video. Someone who is yet unbanned should tweet him an excerpt of 3:45 - 4:45, that'd be great

[da PAC Nigguh]

Might as well be a different person in that video.

[rabidtictac]

I could kick Cucksons ass....

Don't ask for it. He'll "You're already dead" all over you!

Sensei Cuckson's martial arts/self defense talk is full of insight.

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I especially like the parts where Cuckson never answers how to defend two hand choke and how he believes arm-shattering video game/manga/anime/whatever special karate move actually exists.

Sure, moving your entire arm faster than the other guy can pull his trigger finger is totally a thing you can count on.

And why the fuck does he keep insisting that karate gives him a range advantage?

Presumably he's tall and is used to having a reach advantage over opponents IN SPARRING, which is not the same as having a reach advantage against a dude with a sharp knife, or a dude with a loaded gun.

"Breaking your arms" I mean, this shit is pure delusion. Unless this guy is a several-times-over world champion martial artist who has his own school where they teach his own style, and he teaches self-defense to professional bodyguards, this is ridiculous. This level of delusion is nuts. He even uses the words "mcdojo," so I assume he is aware of the concept, but the way he talks really makes him sound like a typical Tapoutfag who went to a mcdojo and now think they're King Kong on steroids.

Simple fact is this: there are dudes out there who have spent as much time training with their guns as you have with your "super OP unbeatable electric wind god fist that shatters arms." See the behind-the-scenes stuff for the movie Collateral.



Your average gangland thug is going to at least put in some range time.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why would you even want to "shatter arms" to begin with? Just KOing dudes probably doesn't even take half as much raw strength.