What is best in life?

[Tony Schiavone]

A question I've wanted to pose to the highly cultured and supreme gentleman here:

The kind of thing where you have some nephew or some rare kid who's actually been raised right. And he's just come of age to want to know how to not waste his life, what to focus on, heard what a faggot was the first time and wants to avoid being one, etc. (Or it's your younger self or whatever.)

And you look at the kid in the eye and see that he's really serious about this; it's not just jerk-off time for go away advice.
What do you offer?

[veris leta facies]

Greediness is completely OK, everyone are greedy, if you want to be successful in life, you'll have to be greedy as hell and you must understand that altruism is for losers.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Learn to control your thirst, lest your thirst controls you.

[Guest]

Put the gun in your mouth and blow the back of your head off. Any other way you'll just fuck yourself up and not die.

[Kugelfisch]

Being white.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Being cis male.

[MegaNigger]

A perfectly set up guitar. Just touch the fret and the note is crisp and clear.

[rabidtictac]

Learn to control your thirst, lest your thirst controls you.

This. So many dude's lives have been ruined by their own unchecked thirst.

[ban]

[mad bum]

Don't have kids