Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)
Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)
Welp, for the first time in my thirty-two years, I'm intentionally growing a beard. I let my stubble grow for three weeks out of laziness and decided in front of the mirror that I was going to shave around my neck and a few rogue cheek hairs to shape a beard. Now, I had mutton chops as long as six inches when stretched out when I was a kid but never a full beard.
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Re: Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)
My former friend had a gross ass beard that made him look muslim. Beard culture is for faggots.

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I haven't shaved for weeks (except for mustache because having hair in my mouth drives me crazy) and I look like a crazy homeless person.
No real point to it. I just got lazy and thought I'd just see what happens and when somebody is going to say something. So far, nobody did.
No real point to it. I just got lazy and thought I'd just see what happens and when somebody is going to say something. So far, nobody did.

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Beards suck, don't get me wrong. But every man should try it once. kind of like drugs or masturbating in a public hot tub.
If you've shaved off the moustache then people probably think you're Muslim because of the neck beard.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:43 amI haven't shaved for weeks (except for mustache because having hair in my mouth drives me crazy) and I look like a crazy homeless person.
No real point to it. I just got lazy and thought I'd just see what happens and when somebody is going to say something. So far, nobody did.![]()
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I didn't shave it off. I just shortened it to not have hair in my mouth all the time like Sam Elliott.
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Facial hair disgusts me. Sometimes I wish I was an injun. I hate it that much. But I shave rarely because I'm lazy and I don't leave the house.
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Indians are able to grow beards. They just tear them out. Do that often enough and they won't grow back.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2019 3:04 amFacial hair disgusts me. Sometimes I wish I was an injun. I hate it that much. But I shave rarely because I'm lazy and I don't leave the house.
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I see some cultures pluck their facial hair to groom it rather than shave it.
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I've had a shaped and trimmed beard for a couple years now. Most of the time I do exactly like OP every morning. I don't have shitty genes so it can work. I usually just shave it all off after a couple weeks.
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