how the hell do any of you fags have more posts than me???

[rabidtictac]

I post a shit-ton, you fuckers! What are you guys doing??!? How can you have more posts???

Do you have more posts than me? If you do, post here so I can ban you.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

German efficiency, my friend.

[Kugelfisch]

The only person on here bannig me is myself, fuckward!

German efficiency, my friend.

Yup. Always funny seeing burgers make stuff, trying really hard at it, and still falling short of us when we're not even trying.

[mad bum]

Get back to work Arschloch.

I can't keep up anymore, I'll look at internet nobodies about once a day and then the other forums here about once a week, otherwise I'll be on my phone for hours. It's not like 2.0 where you could read everything in 5 minutes because the same 5 people were on

[Kugelfisch]

I don't have a boss and if I had you'd not be it, bro. No shame in being employed or anything but for the shit that is being on the other side I get to not take orders.
I'll tell you the secret to efficiency. Be lazy and smart. You'll figure out the quickest way to do shit quickly and have more time to shitpost.

[Lolki]

I'll tell you the secret to efficiency. Be lazy and smart. You'll figure out the quickest way to do shit quickly and have more time to shitpost.

Well I guess I'm an idiot then, I'll never be able to get my post up back to my DHI 2.0 levels at this rate.

[Pope Corky III]

testes?

Edit: I have a long way to go.

[Stranger]

I'll tell you the secret to efficiency. Be lazy and smart. You'll figure out the quickest way to do shit quickly and have more time to shitpost.

I always thought the secret to being efficient was being efficient but I guess I'll start doing the bare minimum and never get a raise at my job because I don't do anything to stand out.

Good lesson, ol' chap.

[Kugelfisch]

I said lazy and smart. Not just plain lazy.

[Poonoo]

I'll tell you the secret to efficiency. Be lazy and smart. You'll figure out the quickest way to do shit quickly and have more time to shitpost.

I always thought the secret to being efficient was being efficient but I guess I'll start doing the bare minimum and never get a raise at my job because I don't do anything to stand out.

Good lesson, ol' chap.

What he means is find out how to do something faster, not just work harder and try to be quick by over exerting yourself. Work smart, not hard, and then you can shitpost.