Am I stupid

[GodsGift]

So I joined the army, I've missed out on alot of the shit here cause as you can imagine phone time is not something I get alot of while at training. Anyways was I stupid to do this I mean it's too late to take it back but sometimes I fucking hate this shit.

[rabidtictac]

Depends what you get out of it. Don't get married, whatever you do.

[IJustineSucks]

Yeah, but you get those benefits when you get out. Also all that gay army shower sex.

[GodsGift]

Yeah, but you get those benefits when you get out. Also all that gay army shower sex.

The sex is definitely a plus

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Depends what you get out of it. Don't get married, whatever you do.

Except to a waifu. She's the one true and honest girlfriend.

[Keith Chegwin]

What branch of the army?

[veris leta facies]

Benefits can be good, like shower sex as mentioned here. Cons include thousand yard stare and all that, nothing a man can't handle.

Yeah, don't get married, but if you already are, don't go showing around a picture of your wife and never brag that you're getting home soon.

[rabidtictac]

I meant don't get married because there are women who shop around specifically for some desperate army guy to marry. Then they can collect the checks while you're off risking your life, fuck around, do whatever they want while you're busy. Don't get married while you're in the service.

Definitely look at your higher education options while you're in the service. They'll pay a lot of that shit, or all of it, outright. Coming out of your time in the military all set up for a trade would be pretty dope.

[GodsGift]

What branch of the army?

Armor I'm 19k
Which mean I'll probably end up working as a cav scout or infantry

[GodsGift]

I don't plan on getting married anytime soon too young for that shit