Words and phrases that only assholes use

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Post by ebin namefag » Wed Jan 29, 2025 2:01 pm

Gooning is the act of paying ten American dollars to post on a forum.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 29, 2025 4:50 pm

I mean, if the cookies are good...
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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 29, 2025 6:47 pm

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I mean, if the cookies are good...
To die for! They would blow your mind.
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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by Rushy » Mon May 26, 2025 2:09 pm

Calling your Twitter mutuals "oomfs"
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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by Old Black Man » Mon May 26, 2025 6:12 pm

That’s a thing? God people are stupid.
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Post by Lindsay's Liver » Mon May 26, 2025 7:31 pm

Heh, I tried to figure out on my own what "oomfs" stands for. I was sure that "mfs" meant "motherfuckers", but the preceding "o" words stumped me. "Old original motherfuckers", maybe? But that only makes sense if you're talking about longtime friends.

So I looked it up. It just means "One of my followers/friends". Okay, whatever.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon May 26, 2025 10:38 pm

Out of my fucking shit.
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Post by RedLine » Tue May 27, 2025 3:27 am

We are all oomfs on DHI. 🤗

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Post by Le Redditeur » Tue May 27, 2025 5:02 am

That's what she said, when I got my fatass on top of her to plow.

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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed May 28, 2025 10:15 pm

Can faggots stop saying "crash out" already? I've never heard that shit two months ago and now it's all over the place, being just a very gay replacement for "meltdown".

Like a thousand faggots all just saw that shit and went like out of touch boomers going "I guess that's the phrase now." without a thought.

I thought "gooning" was bad but this is worse!
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