Shitposting

[rabidtictac]

Probably a bad idea to fuck around with sea turtles. Conservationists get very touchy on that subject. Besides, unless you're a jap, why go around eating wild sea creatures just to see what they taste like?

[Tony Schiavone]

I'm just tired of these climate change cunts. Trying to think of a better way to horrify them into shutting up, other than chucking a bunch of batteries into the ocean.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just call them out on their hypocrisy.
If you want to trigger them with seafood, try fish known for being overfished.

[Kugelfisch]

Just call them out on their hypocrisy.

Basically, just say "China" in a Trump way to any of their shit.

[Tony Schiavone]

I've found luck telling them they need to move into efficient Soviet style apartments so we can bulldoze their house and plant more trees.
Also that black millionaire athletes need to stop being selfish and pay for more solar panels.


You know who I kinda miss? Uwe Boll.
Sure, his movies were (hilariously) terrible. But he also beat the crap out of his critics. Including 10bucks Lowtax.
If he were still doing movies today, he'd be uppercutting INs left and right. Way before his time.
Can't you Germans pull him out of his restaurant and get him started again with a petition or something?

[Kugelfisch]

Can't you Germans pull him out of his restaurant and get him started again with a petition or something?

No can do. He made movies because you were able to pull government grants for just about any dumb shit movie. But since all that is handled by ultra left faggots they pretty much just excluded him from that system for not being kosher enough.

[Rapeculture]

I remember him saying that he financed his movies with Nazi gold.

[Guest]

Why'd you want to eat fertilized eggs?

To remind himself of things Lupa and Marzgurl will never have.

[Kugelfisch]

Why'd you want to eat fertilized eggs?

To remind himself of things Lupa and Marzgurl will never have.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I remember him saying that he financed his movies with Nazi gold.

That could be one source of all those movie funds. Could be seen as collective punishment for WWII if this gold was used to finance such classics like way too fucking many Rosamunde Pilcher made-for-TV adaptations.