Self Improvement Thread

[Guest]

Eating a traditional Italian dinner of fried chicken and watermelons with a two litre of Sprite.

[mad bum]

That's the Sicilian traditional dinner.

[Guest]

That's the Sicilian traditional dinner.

You are all the same.

[Poonoo]

The most flavorful meat is penis meat with semen sauce.

You forgot to log in Ragamuffin

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Whose going around telling you our secrets? Next they'll tell you that the best sauce is cooked with meat in it to give it flavour.

The best Italian sauce comes with extra sugar.

[Keith Chegwin]

The best Italian sauce comes with extra sugar.

This best be one of your jokes, motherfucker

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't tell me you have forgotten about Phil Burnellito's authentic Italian tomato sauce.

[Keith Chegwin]

Yeah sure. 'Forgotten'.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

The most flavorful meat is penis meat with semen sauce.

You forgot to log in Ragamuffin

I'm a vegetarian, where else am I supposed to get my protein from?

[Kugelfisch]

Don't tell me you have forgotten about Phil Burnellito's authentic Italian tomato sauce.

Don't forget ketchup. The high amount of cheap vinegar is what gives it it's zing.