I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

[Kugelfisch]

As a civilized European, I've only ever taken a shit in a corn field and a forest when a toilet wasn't available. Corn field is top tier.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just like Jürgen Drews sings in his iconic cover version of the classic 70s country song Let Your Love Flow.

(Or it was about having sex in a corn field, which for Germans is the same thing, amirite?)

[Kugelfisch]

But I mean a corn field, not a wheat field.

[Old Black Man]

I used to live in a corn field, I miss those days.

[RAPEMAN]

I used to live in a corn field, I miss those days.

You moved out to get cornholed.

[ebin namefag]

corn goes in every field.

[Old Black Man]

I used to live in a corn field, I miss those days.

You moved out to get cornholed.

Getting cornholed by life lol. I love that term, don’t hear it enough.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

corn goes in every field.

And every log.

[ebin namefag]

corn goes in every field.

And every log.

Every log is sacred.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

>simply stating the obvious dreamy stripper is dreamy
>DHI collectively loses their shit
>somehow I'm the villain
You call yourselves men?

BBRM, I think I speak for all DHI when I say if things don't work out between you and your new waifu, I'd be happy to chain you up in my basement and love you. My way. uwu