THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

[Lindsay's Liver]

The most wonderful and hilarious scenario is that Trump wins BOTH on Election Night and in the final count of the mail-in ballots. It's a common belief among anti-Trumpers and Democrats and various Lefty loonies that MORE people voting means more Democrat votes. I'd love to see that get shot the fuck down.

Democrat voters are always suppressed somehow, to their mind.

"Voters have to have an ID? That's racist!" (WHY DO DEMOCRATS THINK THAT BLACKS AND HISPANICS DON'T HAVE ID'S??).

"Showing up to a polling place? Our core voters can't handle that kind of stress!"

What the hell are they talking about?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It is part of their political identity that they are always the underdog, fighting a desparate struggle against Evil.

[Guest]

Welp, even Styx and Scott "Persuasion" Adams are kinda throwing the towel because of mail in ballot hijinks.

Can't speak for Styx because I don't watch the faggot, but all Dilbertman said was the incentive to cheat was much greater. Because this isn't some silly local or state election, or even a Presidential election between two swamp creatures. The media has billed Trump as the next Hitler, liberals view him as an existential threat.

He made the same observation four years ago, if you were paying attention.

[Kugelfisch]

Can't vote Trump. Will go to the next vote with a Reichskriegsflagge.

[mad bum]

Happy 4th burgers, don't spend too much on fireworks

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Can't wait for all those Lupas and Armzgurls to tweet in terror at these horrifying explosions they have never witnessed before.

[Liar Revealed]

Well, it's 9/11 once again. All the TV shows are retrospectives. I don't need to remember it. It's burned into my brain forever. But I suppose it's necessary to remind all those goldfish-brained morons out there about what the Saudis did (and got away with).

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Any "Unless you are [genderspecial minority], you don't deserve to mourn this" articles?

[Le Redditeur]

Reminder that if you are a Mossad agent you celebrate it by dancing.

[AdorableOtter]

I'm not sure if living in a world where you are cock blocked by 72 virgins while drinking booze which never intoxicates you counts as "get away with it".