Clown World General

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Never step into a submarine that's controlled with an XBox controller.

[ebin namefag]

Never step into a submarine that's controlled with an XBox controller.

On the news story or press release or whatever its supposedly a PS3 controller. A Madcatz wireless controller. They didn't bring one spare btw.
CEO turned off whatever message sender thing he was supposed to have because he thought it was annoying.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

[Le Redditeur]

Never step into a submarine that's controlled with an XBox controller.

On the news story or press release or whatever its supposedly a PS3 controller. A Madcatz wireless controller. They didn't bring one spare btw.
CEO turned off whatever message sender thing he was supposed to have because he thought it was annoying.

Apparently the person they hired to control the sub was heard yelling "I'M PRESSING BUTTONS!" and "NOTHING I COULD DO!"

[ebin namefag]

Never step into a submarine that's controlled with an XBox controller.

On the news story or press release or whatever its supposedly a PS3 controller. A Madcatz wireless controller. They didn't bring one spare btw.
CEO turned off whatever message sender thing he was supposed to have because he thought it was annoying.

Apparently the person they hired to control the sub was heard yelling "I'M PRESSING BUTTONS!" and "NOTHING I COULD DO!"

[Lindsay's Liver]

Dem niggas be dead.

[Lindsay's Liver]

The news is talking about how their oxygen runs out soon, but the theory I keep seeing is that they're already dead. The water pressure crushed their tin can submarine. A terrifying thought.

[Complicity]

Never step into a submarine that's controlled with an XBox controller.

On the news story or press release or whatever its supposedly a PS3 controller. A Madcatz wireless controller. They didn't bring one spare btw.
CEO turned off whatever message sender thing he was supposed to have because he thought it was annoying.

Apparently the person they hired to control the sub was heard yelling "I'M PRESSING BUTTONS!" and "NOTHING I COULD DO!"

Fill is a bona fide 200 IQ genius compared to this asshole.



>Let's hire woke 20 something hoe because "it's inspirational" aka i want to sniff her hair like my president would
>Let's put my life in the hands of a ching chong controller that would break in less than a month playing vidya
>Let's fire everyone who told me i'm an idiot and i'm going to die
>Let's wait for Darwinism to do its job

[Rapeculture]

More useless trash gone from this planet. *laughs in Darwin*.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You'd think they would've bothered with higher quality standards if they're charging around a quarter million for each passenger.
And I'm using a wired Logitech controller, and it has never let me down. D-pad sucks, though.

The news is talking about how their oxygen runs out soon, but the theory I keep seeing is that they're already dead. The water pressure crushed their tin can submarine. A terrifying thought.

Well we know how long their oxygen supply can last. It's about 90-ish hours.
Provided they bothered to fill it to max capacity. Which I kind of doubt seeing the general professionalism at play.

Another fun detail of this whole operation: The sub cannot be opened from the inside. Even if they somehow made it back to the surface they're still going to suffocate if no one finds them