Fake News General

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's evil, and stuff.

[Guest]

So, what's this thing I've been hearing about kids catching Kawasaki Disease from the Coronavirus and it putting a bunch of young kids in the hospital?

Is it wrong that I think its funny Chinkflu has an add-on disease named after a Japanese motorcycle?

[Kugelfisch]

Wait, you're not shitposting?
Holy shit!

F¥CK ¥OU, KAWASAKI IS BACK!

[Guest]

So, this disease that's existed since 1967 (or at least the earliest recorded cases) that kills less than .02% of the kids that wind up with it, is being wrapped up into the Coronavirus.

America and other countries are so racist, they're trying to force the Chinese and Japanese to co-exist, even if virus form.

[RAPEMAN]

So, what's this thing I've been hearing about kids catching Kawasaki Disease from the Coronavirus and it putting a bunch of young kids in the hospital?

Is it wrong that I think its funny Chinkflu has an add-on disease named after a Japanese motorcycle?

I think they'll blame a sudden surge in chicken pox and foot fungus on Corona.

[Guest]

So, what's this thing I've been hearing about kids catching Kawasaki Disease from the Coronavirus and it putting a bunch of young kids in the hospital?

Is it wrong that I think its funny Chinkflu has an add-on disease named after a Japanese motorcycle?

I think they'll blame a sudden surge in chicken pox and foot fungus on Corona.

I just read on Reddit or somewhere about a guy who fell off a ladder working around his house, smashed his head open on his driveway like a ripe melon, and the attending physicians who called time after he died added Covid-19 as a "contributing factor".

[Kugelfisch]

I think they'll blame a sudden surge in chicken pox and foot fungus on Corona.

Athlete's foot will be the scare of [current year]+6.

[Guest]

I think they'll blame a sudden surge in chicken pox and foot fungus on Corona.

Athlete's foot will be the scare of [current year]+6.

John Madden and his tough-actin' Tinactin will be hoarded like toilet paper.

[Kugelfisch]

Buying stonks right now!

[Guest]

Buying stonks right now!

Athlete's foot powder, toilet paper, and AR-15's are all you need for any Chinkflu virus.

Or Kawasaki attack.