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Re: China

Post by Guest » Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:05 pm

I know that you’re not supposed to touch your face during a pandemic, but is it still okay to touch your penis?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:11 pm

As long as you've kept it out of orifices of Chinese or Italian descent.

Also funny that the WHO is talking about a pandemic considering they don't actually have "pandemic" defined as an official category.
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Re: China

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:36 pm

Jimbo Metocuck masturbating furiously to this news while his ching-chong wife goes after some Somalian refugee meat.

Also, isn't the speed of spread actually decreasing? I've seen some news about it even stabilizing in South Korea.
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Post by Osterzone » Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:44 pm

Arrivederci, nonna
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Re: China

Post by MegaNigger » Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:08 pm

Come on Corona-Chan... kill the boomers already! You can have Trump just take everyone who'd be happy he'd dead with him!
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Re: China

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:50 pm

You will when a hundred thousand sick spics cross your boarder for free medical care.
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Post by mad bum » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:04 pm

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Re: China

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:17 pm

You know on TV shows like 24 and stuff like that where a thing happens and they're like 'Don't tell the public about this, they'll panic'?

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Re: China

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:24 pm

In Canada, the gubment is giving us two weeks paid leave if confirmed. I think they're trying to provide home tests.
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Re: China

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:26 pm

#CancelEverything - meanwhile China just reopened the Wuhan district for business.

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