God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Guest]

Who is that and why is it important?

He's a fake Mexican in Texas that has about a 40% chance of becoming .18% of the elected federal legislature in the US.
So no one and not important.

He's a drunk and a hit & run driver who recently got a blowjob from Paula Faris because he's such a rock star. Him not winning Texas doesn't matter; it was an audition for 2020.

[Singh'sSpot]

You know with Obama yapping off on stage one has to wonder if he truly believes he's responsible for a strong economy and job creation or he's saying that to help his party, I think the first option holds true.

He could have could've just shut the fuck up and disappeared quietly like most previous presidents, but instead came out only to embarrass himself on stage.

[Keith Chegwin]

He's a drunk and a hit & run driver

So it's literally King of the Hill. This guy is literally Ted T Gannaway

[Kugelfisch]

You know with Obama yapping off on stage one has to wonder if he truly believes he's responsible for a strong economy and job creation or he's saying that to help his party, I think the first option holds true.

Wouldn't be the first time a nigger tries to take credit for a white man's work.

[Auli]

I'm hoping for either getting sued or jailed.

Hopefully both.

[Kugelfisch]

Giving a nigger so much money is a good way of getting them killed.

[Tony Schiavone]

Bolsonaro totally won. Which means it's time for hitpieces about the good ol' days of a convicted criminal (former Brazil president Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva).


By the way, in case you didn't need any more proof that the U.N. is insane:

On 24 January 2018, the Regional Federal Court of the 4th Region, which is a panel of three appellate judges, unanimously upheld Moro's ruling against Lula and increased the sentence to 12 years. On 5 April 2018, the Supreme Federal Court voted to reject Lula's habeas corpus plea and on the same day a warrant was issued for his arrest. He turned himself in and began serving his sentence on 7 April 2018.

Lula announced his candidacy for the 2018 presidential election, but he was disqualified from running under Brazil's Clean Slate Law by the Superior Electoral Court on 31 August 2018 and was replaced by Fernando Haddad on 11 September 2018. The United Nations Human Rights Committee requested that the Brazilian government allow Lula to exercise his political rights as a presidential candidate. Prior to being barred, Lula led all scenarios in polls for the October election, achieving 39 percent in voter intentions within one month of the first round.

[Keith Chegwin]

Seriously. If they didn't want Bolsonaro to win they shouldn't have tried to kill him. Or, failing that, they should have made sure that they succeeded in killing him.

[Auli]

Nothing is more badass than getting stabbed with a katana and survive.


So when is this mid-term thing starting today (it's today for me right now, but tomorrow for burgermen)? In how many hours`?

Edit: Ah, dammit... 16-20 hours until we start seeing results...

[Osterzone]