God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[MegaNigger]

Just wait. We might have a whole new round of literally shakings when the #bluewave crashes.

I would be so happy. I have never enjoyed something as much as this presidency.

[Auli]

Just wait. We might have a whole new round of literally shakings when the #bluewave crashes.

I would be so happy. I have never enjoyed something as much as this presidency.

It actually made my life worth living.

[Duwango]

It's great that the GOP is finally playing hardball with their ads, but lets face it, Ocasio-Horseface is so not-current-year. They should be making ads out of Spoony instead.

[Auli]

Neat.

[Liar Revealed]

Yeah, so like, don't bring up the name "Trump" in any context ever if you're in the Pacific Northwest unless you want to get an earful of idiocy. Serves me right for interacting with people IRL. And don't try to bring up antisemitism on the left either unless you want unsolicited opinions on Israel.

[Keith Chegwin]

What if you legitimately wanted to play a game of Top Trumps?

[Liar Revealed]

I was trying to explain to some local folks (these were not the police) that I don't think the cat killer is a redneck, because the kook I found online is enraged and obsessed by Trump.
They told me that, "That doesn't mean anything. Everyone hates Trump."
I said, "You mean to tell me that the local rednecks are anti-Trump?"
"Yes."
There was more, but you get the idea. They honestly believe what they're saying.

[rabidtictac]

Yeah, so like, don't bring up the name "Trump" in any context ever if you're in the Pacific Northwest unless you want to get an earful of idiocy. Serves me right for interacting with people IRL. And don't try to bring up antisemitism on the left either unless you want unsolicited opinions on Israel.

Believe me, I know. The entire greater commiefornia area needs a nuke so fucking bad. And maybe I'll have to take one for the team as well just to get rid of all these goddamn shitlibs.

These are the people who still go REEEEEEEEEEEE whenever they encounter a political opinion right of far-left.

[MegaNigger]

No wonder SkyKing did those sweet maneuvers over Seattle. He was probably trying to figure out which shit lib deserved it more and at the last second was like "We are not them...." and spared Seattle a quick death by plane rather than the slow, painful drug and AIDS filled death it is going through like the rest of the West coast.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I was trying to explain to some local folks (these were not the police) that I don't think the cat killer is a redneck, because the kook I found online is enraged and obsessed by Trump.
They told me that, "That doesn't mean anything. Everyone hates Trump."
I said, "You mean to tell me that the local rednecks are anti-Trump?"
"Yes."
There was more, but you get the idea. They honestly believe what they're saying.

This has left me speechless. I can't even come up with a stupid reply.