WW3: The Pinnacle of Russian Innovation

[GitGud]

What worries me only about AI and stuff is that the German BUNSESWEHR and our housewife of minister of defence (ursula) want in on it. And i am sure they know a lot less than me about that stuff.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Dude, it's the Bundeswehr. It'll take them at least 2 decades and several dozen billions of Euros to create an AI that can kinda-sorta figure out Tic-tac-toe.

What's certainly more worrisome is the US Army wanting to field fully autonomous drones. That's just asking for lulz.

[GitGud]

Dude, it's the Bundeswehr. It'll take them at least 2 decades and several dozen billions of Euros to create an AI that can kinda-sorta figure out Tic-tac-toe.

What's certainly more worrisome is the US Army wanting to field fully autonomous drones. That's just asking for lulz.

It sounds like a good intro to a world of pain.
Officer 1: We should strap some small arms to the machine for once and...
Officer 2:Bring the "Big Bertha"
Officer 1:But....
Officer 2: You are right. Hey guys, what is the biggest thing in the arsenal this thing can carry? Ahh....and the Ammo?.....nice. we use that. ....no, we dont need that.
Officer 1: What was the last part about?
Officer 2: Ah, the guys from the arsenal. He asked about the remote controll Failsafe that is not linked to the systems of the robot. Hey, who needs that?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It'll probably go like this with more explosions:


Also probably highly outdated, but still funny:

In February 1982 the prototype was demonstrated for a group of US and British officers at Fort Bliss, along with members of Congress and other VIPs. When the computer was activated, it immediately started aiming the guns at the review stands, causing several minor injuries as members of the group jumped for cover. Technicians worked on the problem, and the system was restarted. This time it started shooting towards the target, but fired into the ground 300 m in front of the tank. In spite of several attempts to get it working properly, the vehicle never successfully engaged the sample targets. A Ford manager claimed that the problems were due to the vehicle being washed for the demonstration and fouling the electronics. In a report on the test, Easterbrook jokingly wondered if it ever rained in central Europe.

[MegaNigger]

Oh look, it's the thread where people with Spoony-tier levels of knowledge about a subject pretend to be discussing it as experts.

So it's every thread?

Unless it's a thread about Spoony.

Preach.