The UK (United Kalif) General

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Re: The UK (United Kalif) General

Post by RAPEMAN » Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:04 pm

I'm shocked they weren't on the top of the list, above boxcutters and butterknives.
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Re: The UK (United Kalif) General

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:10 pm

And yet nunchucks have been haram since forever.
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Re: The UK (United Kalif) General

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Mar 28, 2025 10:55 pm

It's so tiresome that these politicians faggots never learn a single thing.
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Re: The UK (United Kalif) General

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Mar 29, 2025 4:43 am

Ninja swords... A thing that doesn't fucking exist. It's like "assault rifle."
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What this absolute moron is trying to say is he wants to ban short swords or large knives. Take your pick of which.
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Re: The UK (United Kalif) General

Post by Old Black Man » Sat Mar 29, 2025 4:54 am

Offensive to ninjas.
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Re: The UK (United Kalif) General

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 29, 2025 6:35 am

Our knife laws are way more lax. Somehow, we don't have a knife crime issue at all. Seems like it's a population issue and that the kind of person to stab someone wouldn't care about the legality of the knife anyway.

I guess that's too difficult to grasp for Anglos.
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Re: The UK (United Kalif) General

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 29, 2025 8:25 am

They will go after forks next.
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Re: The UK (United Kalif) General

Post by ebin namefag » Sun Mar 30, 2025 3:00 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑
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 They will go after forks next.
Guru Larry in shambles.
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Re: The UK (United Kalif) General

Post by RAPEMAN » Sun Mar 30, 2025 4:14 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 29, 2025 8:25 am
 They will go after forks next.
Muslims eat with their hands so this is only the next logical step.
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Re: The UK (United Kalif) General

Post by ebin namefag » Sun Mar 30, 2025 5:15 am

RAPEMAN wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 30, 2025 4:14 am
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 29, 2025 8:25 am
 They will go after forks next.
Muslims eat
And wipe
RAPEMAN wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 30, 2025 4:14 am
 with their hands
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