God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[RAPEMAN]

We really whiffed a golden opportunity as a culture. Takes about 4 minutes of this 7 minute video to get to the decent Trump impressions.

Dana Carvey is the one here who is really disappointing. His Biden is fantastic, but his Trump is less impressive.

I found the quality to be varying. One can clearly see however that the people that really hate him suck ass at apeing him.
Not surprising, you know the saying. But how one couldn't even find his mannerisms funny, which they are undisputed, and make it unfunny is some artesanal suckassery.

Worth mentioning that one could make such a video with Shane Gillis alone. His first efforts were utter shit, his latter impression was perfect.

Not to praise SNL in a forum where that’s haram

SNL had a good decades or more worth of quality material.

[CuckTurdginson]

They’ve gotten better than they were in the 10s, at least from what I’ve seen from the monologues. And I’ll stick up for Johnson, I think his Trump is unironically good.

My guess is ratings went down, and Lorne cracked the whip.

[Kugelfisch]

Not to praise SNL in a forum where that’s haram, but James Austin Johnson, the guy they have doing Trump right now and who shows up in the video after Gillis, has come pretty close to nailing it.

His parody is very good, the writing just stinks.
The dumbest mistake you can possibly make is making Trump saying disparaging things about himself. That's a 60 IQ move.

Trump will say absolutely retarded things but he would never ever in a thousand years call himself retarded. That's a massive mistake born from hatred and instantly makes the parody less funny.

Instead of having g him say that he's a crayon-munching retard, make him complain about how crayons don't taste as great anymore because they are now produced in China and how he will make crayons taste great again and how he was the best at eating them as a kid.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What we need is American crayons made in America.
Also how come Europe isn't buying enough of them from us? Why are they insulting us like that?

2. There's nothing more awful than seeing people write in Plattdeutsch, which isn't a thing and always borderline indecipherable because the same idiots that thing a drawn out pronunciation of "fuck" would be spelled "fuckkkkkk" try and attempt their retarded hand at phonetic writing.

It was never intended to be immortalized in written form, and it shows.

[Kugelfisch]

It wasn't and there is no such thing as proper Plattdeutsch in written form.
My Great-grandmother spoke nothing but Platt and yet she wrote in Hochdeutsch. In old German lettering too. It's just not a written dialect.

[CuckTurdginson]

There's memeing going around calling Trump TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) with regards to his tariffs. Wall Street are now making trades they call TACO trades.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Fixed that link for you.