Clown World General
- Pope Corky III
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Way back in the day there was a year end list from a website called Buffalo Beast called "The 50 most loathsome people in America." The owners died and the website long dissappeared, but you can still find scattershots of it over the internet. Here is one of them from 2004:
"34. Clarence Thomas
Crimes: On the wrong side of every Supreme Court decision since he got
the job carrying Scalia?s golf clubs.
Smoking Gun: Angry black man routine during Anita Hill hearings was
the most forced overacting this side of Keanu Reeves' tantrum in
Johnny Mnemonic.
Punishment: Led out of the Court in chains after inadvertently casting
the deciding vote to reinstitute slavery."
Edit: Here's the whole list:
https://rec.arts.movies.past-films.nark ... in-america
Here's another great one:
47. 50 Cent
Crimes: Sole credential for being a rapper, aside from his affiliation with Dr.
Dre, is having been shot several times. Spent his first record company advance
on crack to sell. Can barely talk, let alone rap. Represents the worst aspect of
urban culture, its tendency to collapse in on itself in an orgy of mobsterism
and self-destructive spending. Obnoxious tendency to pull out large wads of cash
and wave them around in people’s faces (not a figure of speech).
Smoking Gun: Ugliest rapper to make it since Biggie.
Punishment: Getting his ass kicked by Will Smith.
"34. Clarence Thomas
Crimes: On the wrong side of every Supreme Court decision since he got
the job carrying Scalia?s golf clubs.
Smoking Gun: Angry black man routine during Anita Hill hearings was
the most forced overacting this side of Keanu Reeves' tantrum in
Johnny Mnemonic.
Punishment: Led out of the Court in chains after inadvertently casting
the deciding vote to reinstitute slavery."
Edit: Here's the whole list:
https://rec.arts.movies.past-films.nark ... in-america
Here's another great one:
47. 50 Cent
Crimes: Sole credential for being a rapper, aside from his affiliation with Dr.
Dre, is having been shot several times. Spent his first record company advance
on crack to sell. Can barely talk, let alone rap. Represents the worst aspect of
urban culture, its tendency to collapse in on itself in an orgy of mobsterism
and self-destructive spending. Obnoxious tendency to pull out large wads of cash
and wave them around in people’s faces (not a figure of speech).
Smoking Gun: Ugliest rapper to make it since Biggie.
Punishment: Getting his ass kicked by Will Smith.
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da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:14 pmHe may have caught it at the same Bilderberg-Illuminati meeting as Prince Albert in a Can. I guess lizardmen aren't immune.
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They really hate it when a black person makes it farther in life than they.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Huh. How do you call when someone forces you to work on something you don't want?Lindsay's Liver wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 3:51 pmSalt. salt, salt, and more salt will be everywhere today.
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We'll see what Biden does next. Sounds like he and his administration are scrambling for a new student debt relief plan.Lindsay's Liver wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 3:51 pmSalt. salt, salt, and more salt will be everywhere today.

He announced today an effective stay on payments until a year from september. Interest *will* accrue during that period but you will not be placed in collections or in any way penalized for not paying. So he's going to keep kicking the can down the road. He at least wants the reckoning + angry liberal reaction deferred until after he is reelected.
I'm sure Mad Bum will post the new link when it's ready. I find it funny I was already approved and it turns out that never meant anything.

But I refuse to let urban basketball-americans be the only ones who can enjoy free gibs! If Demento Joe has a new plan to gibsmedats then I'm gonna take those.

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How the one sane nigger got into the supreme court is amazing.
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Probably affirmative action. 
Anyway, suck it, fuckers! You bought that "edymucation" now pay for it! Get to experience the most important part of buyer's remorse and the only part you'll actually learn from: really missing that money you could've kept.

Anyway, suck it, fuckers! You bought that "edymucation" now pay for it! Get to experience the most important part of buyer's remorse and the only part you'll actually learn from: really missing that money you could've kept.
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"But I was to be the elite! The blue collar sub-humans were supposed to grovel at my feet and beg for the scraps off of my table! I was to be the bedrock of the 21st century economy! I was supposed to be the future!"
Uh-huh. Sure buddy, now hurry up with my coffee or no tip.
Uh-huh. Sure buddy, now hurry up with my coffee or no tip.
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The past two days have been the best end to Anal Month ever.
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Trump has given us the best SC court ever.
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Not to defend 50% off, but how is this any different from most rappers?Pope Corky III wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:16 pm
Represents the worst aspect of
urban culture, its tendency to collapse in on itself in an orgy of mobsterism
and self-destructive spending.
Guest wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:17 pmYou're a bunch of monkeys dancing for shekels. Dance and keep your pie holes shut, monkeys. Your dumbass opinions aren't wanted and aren't valid.
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