Dead Horse Interchange

With Sanic a success, sequels to Bing Bing Wahoo inevitable, and a Minecraft movie around the corner, it is time.

Only one nideo game movie matters.

Constantine Film is threatening to make yet another fucking shitty Resident Evil movie. They just can't leave me alone, can they? The last one looked like absolute shit with a production budget of a mere $25 million. Romantic comedies cost more to make.

In defense of Welcome to Raccoon City it was fucking hilarious. Terrible, but funny as hell, better than the Paul W.S. Anderson schlock.

Old Black Man wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 24, 2024 2:16 am

In defense of Welcome to Raccoon City it was fucking hilarious. Terrible, but funny as hell, better than the Paul W.S. Anderson schlock.

While I am glad that Paul Wet Shit Anderson and his dirty cumslut aren't skullfucking the IP anymore, I found Welcum to Raccock Shitty to be very meh. Not outright terrible, but not nearly good enough to make RE fans happy. It sucks, because the director really seems like a fan, but when the studio slashes the budget as much as they did, you've got to cut alot of shit out. Then there's shit like Wesker and Brian Irons not even remotely resembling their game counterparts. And we're 7 movies in, where are the fucking HUNTERS???

I'm glad I didn't pay for it, I haven't paid for a Resident Evil movie since Apocalypse.

If a mod wants to correct this title to include TV series, I know Last of Us Season 2 is coming out and there's that Nigflix show where Lara Croft is a fatso.

Chantal Marie plays Lara Croft?

ebin namefag wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 24, 2024 1:24 am

Only one nideo game movie matters.

Alpha>2.
Mainly because of the emotional music:



And the emotional death of Ryu's brother - who never existed.

CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:28 am

With Sanic a success, sequels to Bing Bing Wahoo inevitable, and a Minecraft movie around the corner, it is time.

Bing Bing and Sanic look fine, but Hop Hop Gadget's Mìneycrafta looks like shit and is dead on arrival.

ebin namefag wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 24, 2024 1:24 am

Only one nideo game movie matters.

Agreed.

CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 24, 2024 5:36 am

If a mod wants to correct this title to include TV series

Say no more.


And while we're on the subject of Resident Evil, you guys have forgotten the best one:

ebin namefag wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 24, 2024 1:24 am

Only one nideo game movie matters.

True.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 24, 2024 1:29 pm

The good old days when Paul Wet Noodle wasn't married to some Ukrainian hoe.
Does AvP count as a vidya movie?
Was that one better than the Alice shlock?