Movie Thread

[Moe Bitches]

[Guest]

>The Catrix

A real, genuine HDYDFK moment.

[Guest]

More like the GAYDICKS (because they're troons).

[casual pleb]

The Catrix would probably be a more interesting movie, tbh. Sounds like something, that Adam Sandler would produce.

[Guest]

Trinity's husband in the New Matrix is literally named Chad. it’s definitely a mess.

Let me fucking guess- He represents Toxic Masculinity and he needs to be put back in his place! -Right?

Even better - She stright up kills him and her own fuckin kids!!!

>"Stonk Indopondot Wowmem" [Feminism] turns her own (Nuclear) family and destroys them!
Just what did they mean by this?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I always said there should be no upper age limit for abortions

It seems that many people have forgotten, that only the first Matrix movie was OK

Though I'm sure it has lost its luster seeing how the one interesting special effect has been done to death in every other movie since its release.

[TheBilthCollector]

>submit to the system to go watch a movie about fighting the system.

"SMASH THE SYSTEM, DUDE!"
"Vaccine passport, citizen."
"Yyy-yyeesss officer....right...right away officer."

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm surprised it's "Matrix 4" and not "M4trix".

[Guest]

I'm surprised it's "Matrix 4" and not "M4trix".

No, because that would be halfway clever and Matrix 4 is not a clever movie. It's the MovieBob of movies, it thinks it's cleverer than it is.

[Le Redditeur]

I'm surprised it's "Matrix 4" and not "M4trix".

No, because that would be halfway clever gay and retarded and Matrix 4 is not a clever fully gay and retarded movie.