Movie Thread

[Guest]

The last 2 we're complete garbage.

The tranny freakjob only made it because his parents died and, like a child, figured that if he couldn't have his parents back, he could take his Neo and Trinity toys out of the box and play with them instead

That it's complete garbage should be no surprise. The tranny freakshows have never made anything good. Including the first Matrix

[Le Redditeur]

I'm telling you, those silly trannies made a multi-million dollar movies with the sole purpose of "retaking" the red pill meme. That's it, there's nothing else behind this pile of shit. It will work as well as it did for the Pepe the Frog attempt to "retake" it from those nasty hackers known as 4chans.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's never gonna work. If you have conditioned people to associate red pills and amateur frog art with fascism, you can't just go "It's okay to use it now!"

[Guest]

matrix 4 feels like a parody of the original

[Dehbashi]

I remember when one of the trannies directors in the last year was saying that the Red Pill/Blue Pill was a metaphor for becoming trannies which made me laugh my ass off. Of course they made this movie to take it back.

Funny, according to both Geeks & Gamers and Yellow Flash, the movie isn't really woke. The movie just sucks due to how incompetent the trannies are at filmmaking. So everything comes nonsensical.

[CuckTurdginson]

Trinitys husband in the New Matrix is literally named Chad. it’s definitely a mess.

Let me fucking guess- He represents Toxic Masculinity and he needs to be put back in his place! -Right?

He’s barely in it - tho if there was a moment of comeuppance like he was a jock in an 80s movie - it would have turned the thing into a bigger mess but I would have laughed my ass off.

[Complicity]

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So, the main character wasn't insane or anything, it was this mysterious cult that was pulling the strings behind everything. Ooooh, how original and intelligent writing, except that all of this has been done in the past with much smarter scripts in movies like Rosemary's Baby and Wicker Man.

If you think Hereditary ripped off Wicker Man, check out Midsommar, written and directed by the same fuckface that made Hereditary. Midsommar is an even bigger ripoff.

Hereditary didn't rip off Wicker Man, I just meant that the similar main idea of the plot was better implemented in WM. Midsommar? I think I got enough of Ari Aster, I'm not going to suffer through his 150 min long cuckoldry fantasy.

Midsommar is the ripoff of the Wicker Man, with a supposed reference to The Virgin Suicides that goes nowhere.
Hereditary is the ripoff of Rosemary's Baby, with some Shining and The Lords of Salem thrown in it to pretend it's original.

The only (involuntarily) good thing Ari Aster has ever made is the short movie The Strange Thing About the Johnsons, the HEILarious story of Lebron, raping his own father for years.
It's on Youtube, but it's age restricted so it's pointless to link it.

Funny, according to both Geeks & Gamers and Yellow Flash, the movie isn't really woke. The movie just sucks due to how incompetent the trannies are at filmmaking. So everything comes nonsensical.

It's going to be the wokest pile of woke garbage ever shitted out of woke Pedowood's anus.

[Moe Bitches]

[Rapeculture]

Wow, imagine not knowing that you and your shit aren't wanted.

[Guest]

I remember when one of the trannies directors in the last year was saying that the Red Pill/Blue Pill was a metaphor for becoming trannies which made me laugh my ass off. Of course they made this movie to take it back.

Actually that would be very accurate given how Neo kills himself in the end.