Movie Thread

[Guest]

MGS is already a movie.

[Moe Bitches]

This. Kojima's pretentious games are already movies so why bother?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Any sufficiently large IP shall become a Hollywood movie. No exceptions.

[Sieg Zeon]

Oscar is a little too old to play Snake, if this is an adaptation of the PS1 original. But I guess he's not a terrible choice.

That was my thought. Meanwhile Resident Evil is getting prepped to be fucked in the ass for a second time...goddamnit. I’m glad Parasite Eve is RIP now, I don’t need paki/loqueefa Aya Brea right now.

[Rapeculture]

Oscar is a little too old to play Snake, if this is an adaptation of the PS1 original. But I guess he's not a terrible choice.

That was my thought. Meanwhile Resident Evil is getting prepped to be fucked in the ass for a second time...goddamnit. I’m glad Parasite Eve is RIP now, I don’t need paki/loqueefa Aya Brea right now.

Yeah, there will never be a Parasite Eve adaptation. The 3rd birthday came out way too late and was absolutely terrible.

I forgot to mention that they got a Latino to play Leon Scott Kennedy in the reboot. My sides.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They would call it a RE ripoff anyways 'cause all the critters from the first game kinda look like animal Tyrants.

[Sieg Zeon]

Oscar is a little too old to play Snake, if this is an adaptation of the PS1 original. But I guess he's not a terrible choice.

That was my thought. Meanwhile Resident Evil is getting prepped to be fucked in the ass for a second time...goddamnit. I’m glad Parasite Eve is RIP now, I don’t need paki/loqueefa Aya Brea right now.

Yeah, there will never be a Parasite Eve adaptation. The 3rd birthday came out way too late and was absolutely terrible.

I forgot to mention that they got a Latino to play Leon Scott Kennedy in the reboot. My sides.

The most I want from Parasite Eve would be the first two games remastered in the way FFVIII was, that’s it. The RE games are schizophrenic and I have no interest in Leon eSpaniol Kennedy. Hell there are already characters like Carlos (South American) and Ada (Chinese) but nooo, the entire cast needs to be color coated. Man the progressives don’t understand irony, at least I know the Japanese will shit all over these movies.

[Guest]

So that shit about Jill being black in the Netflix Resident Evil wasn't a joke?

[Guest]

The director of Kong: Skull Island is directing Metal Gear Solid: The Movie with Oscar Isaac as Solid Snake. In before they cast Brie "Dat Ass" Larson as Meryl.

Metal Gear Solid is overrated dogshit, but if you're going to cast Snake, you missed out big time on passing over Karl Urban at least as Big Boss. Isaac's voice is too prissy-sounding for Snake's cigarette-induced vocal cords.
Also, Meryl's a ginger. Pedowood will cast a nignog or a kike instead.
Anyway, it's under Sony Pictures. That guarantees automatic failure by default. It was doomed from the start.

[Sieg Zeon]

So that shit about Jill being black in the Netflix Resident Evil wasn't a joke?

Yep, a nigerian half breed. She really looks like Jill. alright, ugh. Fuck Hollywoke, I don’t even want a movie.