Movie Thread

[Tony Schiavone]

That'll kill big budget Hollyweird shit more than anything. Streaming means smaller budgets, since you aren't making the millions yet that you would from every single normie age group going to what they know a movie theater is.
So less tentpole and more smaller stuff. It's also a lot harder to make new stars, since their shows are on a hundred thousand different channels and services.

[Newhalf]

Sounds like a good deal though.
Do we really need big stars who are high on the smell of their own farts?
Here, back in the middle ages, actors (and prostitutes) weren't even entitled to a plot on the cemetery. Their corpses were just tossed on a field where the tanners skinned animals.
And today those overpaid shitheads want to tell us how to live.

[Guest]

That'll kill big budget Hollyweird shit more than anything. Streaming means smaller budgets, since you aren't making the millions yet that you would from every single normie age group going to what they know a movie theater is.
So less tentpole and more smaller stuff. It's also a lot harder to make new stars, since their shows are on a hundred thousand different channels and services.

No more superstars probably means more nudity, though.

No more tentpoles either, though. Tom Cruise is sweating bullets right now.

[CuckTurdginson]

That'll kill big budget Hollyweird shit more than anything. Streaming means smaller budgets, since you aren't making the millions yet that you would from every single normie age group going to what they know a movie theater is.
So less tentpole and more smaller stuff. It's also a lot harder to make new stars, since their shows are on a hundred thousand different channels and services.

That was already on the way out. Will be nice to kill Mahvel's grip on the industry. Movieblob btfo.

Reminds me of when the big studios crashed in the 60's and we got all these great independent movies (up until Star Wars, anyhow). Will be nice to start that up again, lot of great new directors.

[Guest]

That'll kill big budget Hollyweird shit more than anything. Streaming means smaller budgets, since you aren't making the millions yet that you would from every single normie age group going to what they know a movie theater is.
So less tentpole and more smaller stuff. It's also a lot harder to make new stars, since their shows are on a hundred thousand different channels and services.

That was already on the way out. Will be nice to kill Mahvel's grip on the industry. Movieblob btfo.

Reminds me of when the big studios crashed in the 60's and we got all these great independent movies (up until Star Wars, anyhow). Will be nice to start that up again, lot of great new directors.

You high, son? Do you really think we're going back to a golden age of cinema?

You're going to get nothing but Netflix-tier garbage and you know it. "Ooh, how will the bi-racial pansexual ponykin get out of this mess?!"

Goddamn, dude, just goddamn.

[Sieg Zeon]

Wokedom infiltrated Archie long ago. The Woke Adventures of Sabrina is a garbage show based on a sorta okay comic that is in a modern town rampant with insertphobia and racism, the latter being a horrible excuse for a plot point where a bunch of POC books are banned and the black washed character wants them because she’s going blind.

Regarding Tom & Jerry I want a return to him being called Jasper and this character coming back.

[Moe Bitches]

Somehow Mammy Two Shoes is going to be shoved into the movie despite the fact that she's a walking stereotype because muh diversity and representation.

[Guest]

Sho' nuff, mista!





As I was doomposting, I realized the same actor (the dad from The Drew Carey Show) plays the President in both The Rock and Armageddon. A shared universe years before that shitty MCU came about.

If we go by what Michael Bay said the sequel would be about, Stanley Goodspeed and his hot catholic wife would be on the run from the government while Harry Stamper and crew are battling the super asteroid.

[Sieg Zeon]

Somehow Mammy Two Shoes is going to be shoved into the movie despite the fact that she's a walking stereotype because muh diversity and representation.

Nah dude it’d be awesome. They’d cast Leslie Jones and she’d be like “Nigga you gone done and wrecked my house Imma beat the goofy out yo cat ass!”

[Moe Bitches]

You say that jokingly but she's been in fucking everything lately so I can totally see that happening. Commercials, some reboot of Supermarket sweep, a nu Coming 2 America and (had to look this up) RuPaul's Drag Race?