Movie Thread

[da PAC Nigguh]

Just release is direct to Torrent. No one is going to care about No Time to Soy by the time it finally hits theaters, if ever.

[veris leta facies]

600 gorillion? Yeah, right. Nobody is interested in seeing it, SJW's don't want to see some fucking James Bond film, that's toxic masculinity and the main audience is already alienated with this Bond cucking out for some jungle bunny. No need for even a torrent upload, just bury the fucking thing and let the whole franchise die.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Even if the movie didn't suck balls: How many new subscribers would this deal have to create in order for Netflix to see their 600 million back?

[Kugelfisch]

More than the potential customer base. Not to mention that one could just watch it in the free trial period. If you decided that Nigflix has nothing to offer to you, a bad Bond movie wouldn't sway your opinion.

[Guest]

They should just put No Time To Go Broke in the cinemas. Nothing's on so it's got nothing to compete with. Tenet made like $400 million. A lot of people are so desperate to get out of the house that they'll just watch any old shit

[Guest]

It'll go to Apple+ eventually. Nobody's going to pay top dollar for a shitty movie nobody wants to see, especially when theaters are on the brink of going extinct and studios have no power to demand anything anymore. Apple bought that terrible Tom Hanks boat movie for $70 million, so I wouldn't be surprised to see No Time To Dyke go for $150-$200, but even that seems like too much.

Maybe studios shouldn't have spent the last decade colluding with communists to destroy the West. Bed made, bitch, sleep in it.

On a side note, I guarantee you Barbara Broccoli sells the series off after this. She never cared about it, and now it's a giant fucking millstone around her child sacrificing neck.

[Kugelfisch]

Disney will buy it and bring us the first Chinese Bond.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nah, it will be a boyish-looking *white* womxn with a British accent. But there will probably be a female Chinese 00 agent who is BFF with a female 00 agent of Color (which the media will hype as a lesbian relationship, but the movie won't actually show anything more graphic than them smiling at each other).

[Guest]

Maybe studios shouldn't have spent the last decade colluding with communists to destroy the West. Bed made, bitch, sleep in it.

This. Really could not be happening to better people

[hitlerfan420]

Nah, it will be a boyish-looking *white* womxn with a British accent. But there will probably be a female Chinese 00 agent who is BFF with a female 00 agent of Color (which the media will hype as a lesbian relationship, but the movie won't actually show anything more graphic than them smiling at each other).

The worst part of this is that you're probably right.