Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[wulfenlord]

Winter Falcon should have been the 4th Captain America movie, Moon Knight probably should have been a movie, Hawkeye should have been a movie, and overstuffed shit like Eternals should have been a series.

Aside from "Captain America" I don't know what any of that shit is. If they want to make gnostic nerd crap then the budgets need to be way lower.

Moon Knight's a bretti kewl dude. Marvels Ersatz-Batman with multiple personality disorder. Dresses up in white so the baddies shit their pants more effectively before he beats them to a pulp and carves crescent moons into their foreheads. Thinks he got reincarnated as avatar of an egyptian moon god when left to die on a mercenary mission (or is he?!?! it's left kinda vague in the early comics, but since the reboot 2006 it's established canon that he kinda is - like when faggots still argue if Decker is an android or not). Got awfully cucked in the TV show.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Hey now, Decker's from the future.

[CuckTurdginson]

Oh yeah, I don't disagree at all, the budgets need to be much lower.

[Kugelfisch]

If Kojjmbo, starfucker and Goywood cocksucker number one, doesn't even know what the fuck is going on with MCU continuity, it's absolutely over for normalfags.

Film Robert is right that people need a guide for that shit. He just doesn't realise they don't even want one.

[ebin namefag]

Keep confusing Moon Knight for Meta Knight (or mooncricket).

[Kugelfisch]

Keep confusing Moon Knight for Meta Knight (or mooncricket).

Meta Knight da bess!

[CuckTurdginson]

New Daredevil miniseries is set to drop in the next few days. Probably going to be an easy win for Mahvel, but curious if it underperforms.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, the MCU could've already reached the Skeleton Crew phase of its life, where viewer apathy has progressed to such a point that no one is watching regardless of quality.

(Then again this is desperately hyped as a return to form of the Netflix Daredevil that people actually liked, so initial views might still look promising.)

[ebin namefag]

New Daredevil miniseries is set to drop in the next few days. Probably going to be an easy win for Mahvel

So it needs to fail.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Disney has announced the "Avengers: Doomsday" cast and EVERYONE is in it. Robert Downey Jr., Patrick Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Osama bin Laden, Paul Rudd, Lee Harvey Oswald, Kelsey Grammar, Madbum, Spoony, Kamala Harris, Big Bird.

Will it be the biggest blockbuster of all-time?????