Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

They blacked the Osborns on the new gay Spoderman cartoon.

We wuz Goblins n sheeit.

>the goblins are black
What did they mean by this?

[Old Black Man]

I know it’s based on the 60’s cartoon but could they have made him dress a little less like Arthur?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Do all "white" people in this have such a tan? Dude looks like she should be called "Pedro" instead of "Peter".

>the goblins are black
What did they mean by this?

[CuckTurdginson]

Saw Brave New World.

I’m inclined to call it ok, on the lone basis that they didn’t turn Harrison Ford into Trump.

He’s mostly an incompetent geezer the entire movie, so it’s a lot more like DEMENTO JOE BAD.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

So if Norman Osbourne is black is he an rapper or ex basketball player cause that's only way a black man would end up head of a successful business.

[Kugelfisch]

Saw Brave New World.

That's just about the last novel-based movie made recently I'd even consider watching. The globohomos must hate it that novel more than any other.

[CuckTurdginson]

A bunch of YouTube fags are making videos about an alleged leak of the Kang Dynasty script. It’s probably bullshit, but some of the bits and pieces ring true.

This was the draft that the faggot that wrote Quantumania wrote, there’s been no rumors about the content of the rewrites that happened before Kang inevitably got scrapped.

A few things that happen

-Ant Man: Quantumania was an essential part of setting this movie up, and the Kang from that comes back powered up.

-When fighting with the other three, every capeshitter except Spider-Man, Doctor Strange and Muslim D Luffy die.

-Nick Cage Ghost Rider and Tobeys Spider-Man are key characters, which is weird and inept that they wouldn’t just introduce their own Ghost Rider. Big Shitty Spoony energy.

- Nigger Captain America, much like his miniseries and most recent movie, primarily gets his ass kicked. Not sure why they even bothered with a new one when they had no ideas.

-The Fantastic Four are in it, but not prominently so. I guess they were going to be bigger players in Secret Wars.

-Turns out the Kang from Ant Man was supposed to be the main one we were supposed to care about anyway, so the fact that that movie was as bad as it was likely derailed everything.

[Complicity]

Sounds like it was going to be an even shittier Endgame.
It's like when Jizzard recycled the plot of Pandaria in 2 expansions that came later.

[CuckTurdginson]

They really did just steal the ending of Infinity War and hoped you wouldn’t notice.

Post Endgame has really outed how inept Kevin Faggy and co really are. They went through all this trouble with Kang only to be forced to switch to Dr Doom when his appearance in Ant Man bombed.

Dr Doom should have just been the next big bad to begin with in the first place.

Or Captain America 4, they spend hundreds of millions on reshoots because there wasn’t a plan, and the primary accomplishment was just getting the movie under two hours.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

-Nick Cage Ghost Rider and Tobeys Spider-Man are key characters, which is weird and inept that they wouldn’t just introduce their own Ghost Rider. Big Shitty Spoony energy.

Something something multiverse.

Post Endgame has really outed how inept Kevin Faggy and co really are. They went through all this trouble with Kang only to be forced to switch to Dr Doom when his appearance in Ant Man bombed.

The actor getting canceled probably didn't help, either.