Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[ebin namefag]

As if any of those turbo gay writers know a single good meme.

Their new big bad was gonna be a nigger named Kang and they did that without any sense of irony.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Kang's actually *white* in the comics, so that's all on them.
Beter yet, he prefers to wear a helmet that makes him look like some blue alien guy, so they could've just not tied him to any particular actor if they wanted to.

-Harrison Ford didn't like making Marvel movies and was a difficult grump on set.

He should've learned to not work with Disney anymore when he appeared in those Star Wars movies.

-Marvel was going back and forth about sticking a third villain in there (the Serpent Society, for VORP's reference).

Bitch the only Captain America villainous organization I know is Hydra.

-The reshoots are tied to going back and forth on that third villain, the action sequences. The variety interviewee says they don't look 'believable' (code for the visual effects suck).

This is why you should make up your mind about the plot and cast before you start shooting. In pre-production. You can't just shuffle around entire groups of characters in post.

-A lot of the people working the reshoots say the director was an amateur who wasn't prepared to do this.

But I'm sure they had the correct opinions onf twitter.

[Kugelfisch]

Their new big bad was gonna be a nigger named Kang and they did that without any sense of irony.

Goes to show how sheltered they are in their safespace bubble. It should be quite the effort to not even have casually come across the "we wuz kangz n shiet" meme.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, these are the same kind of people who unironically suggested "Snowflake" and "Safespace" as capeshit names.

(I'm still pissed the Nu New Warriors got quietly cancelled.)

[CuckTurdginson]

-Harrison Ford didn't like making Marvel movies and was a difficult grump on set.

He should've learned to not work with Disney anymore when he appeared in those Star Wars movies.

At the time, all that mattered to him was they killed Han Solo. Maybe he's learned now.

[Kugelfisch]

I mean, these are the same kind of people who unironically suggested "Snowflake" and "Safespace" as capeshit names.

(I'm still pissed the Nu New Warriors got quietly cancelled.)

That faggot was at least aware of those terms and their derogatory use. He just thought he could do what his "enemies" do and turn it around.
He underestimated the difference in mental fortitude between some based guy calling himself a chud and him, a faggot bothered by mean words on the internet.

[Complicity]

Read a variety article

(I'm still pissed the Nu New Warriors got quietly cancelled.)

The creator was still too white and male bald and hairy.

He underestimated the difference in mental fortitude between some based guy calling himself a chud and him, a faggot bothered by mean words on the internet.

Remember when they created "chud" as the epic vanquisher of "cuck"?

[Kugelfisch]

Remember when they created "chud" as the epic vanquisher of "cuck"?

I do and it didn't work. Because nobody knows what that means. But everyone knows that being a "cuck" means you're a bitch unworthy of respect.
That's why "cuck" still and forever will work and "chud" doesn't.

It's also woman logic. They don't comprehend that not being offended at being called a "shitord" or "chud" isn't an act. Their solipsism prevents them from empathy of different ways of thinking. It goes like this:
1. I'm hurt by being called names by people I dislike, thus everyone must feel that way.

2. I lie about not being offended over getting called a cuck.

3. Eventually, it will bother them being called names just as much as it bothers me.

4. They will stop after having been subjected to it enough.

It's common to see that on the internet. Especially with autists, being a more extreme version of it. Observe how Cyraxx will insult people 100% of the time with things that are entirely true about him and only him with no regard to the individual he is hurling insults at.
This hurts me, therefore it hurts them!
The kinda guy to call Shaq "short". Total lack of comprehension.

[CuckTurdginson]

They blacked the Osborns on the new gay Spoderman cartoon.

We wuz Goblins n sheeit.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, they are unhinged, violent, and a menace to society. If any group of Spidey characters deserves a blackwashing, it's the Osborns.

Also apparently they solved the MJ issue (they can't not blackwash her because she's ginger, but that would just raise more awareness to all the blackwashing going on) by not having her in the show.