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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 02, 2020 5:40 am

Face it, guys. Bond is fucked and will never be un-fucked ever again.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:15 am

Good. Maybe it's time for an original story and characters, instead of rehashing the same old for muh rememberries.

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Post by Guest » Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:22 am

I'm surprised they haven't started remaking the classic movies like they did The World Is Not Enough (Skyfall). Imagine a more progressive Bond in Dr. No, where he fetches the negro's shoes after giving the audience a lengthy lecture about white fragility.

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Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:26 am

I can’t wait for Goldfinger with bright orange skin and a creepy obsession with his sexy blonde daughter that elderly Daniel Craig Bond fucks while he watches.

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Post by Guest » Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:08 am

The girl he kills with gold paint will now be a young Latinx twink.

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Post by Guest » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:14 am

Both “daughters” in the new Bill & Ted are transformers along with Rufus’ “daughter”

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 02, 2020 11:08 am

I mean, they were confirmed as biological male in the last movie...
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The girl he kills with gold paint will now be a young Latinx twink.
The girl will be a black women covered in white paint.
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Good. Maybe it's time for an original story and characters, instead of rehashing the same old for muh rememberries.
Not gonna happen. This shit is about as nostalgia-driven as Star Wars.
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I can’t wait for Goldfinger with bright orange skin and a creepy obsession with his sexy blonde daughter that elderly Daniel Craig Bond fucks while he watches.
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Post by Rushy » Wed Sep 02, 2020 2:20 pm

if Craig makes a sixth movie, then chances are it'll come out around 2026 and he'll get to celebrate 20 years to the day Vesper died.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:36 pm

They're not going to make a fifth with Craig - with him pushing 60 and already hating doing it.
I mean - A View to a Kill has a great theme, but I really remember how tired Moore looked.
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Post by Rushy » Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:02 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:36 pm
They're not going to make a fifth with Craig - with him pushing 60 and already hating doing it.
I mean - A View to a Kill has a great theme, but I really remember how tired Moore looked.
No Time To Die is the fifth
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