Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Dehbashi]

Yeah but will Lois stay white? He'd have to have made concessions to get GingerJimmy.

Well Lois and Clark were both cast months ago and are white. Maybe like the Snyderverse, his Perry White will be black. I don't know

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

James Gunn did announce a ginger is going to play Jimmy Olsen

The actor will probably be a jew.

[CuckTurdginson]

Lois is Jewish!

[Dehbashi]

So they decided to retcon Mystique being Nightcrawler's mother and made Destiny his mother instead. People have been making fun of this panel. And yes Mystique looks pregnant there. My understanding is that for some convoluted reason that she pretended to be pregnant as well to fool people. It's shot like this people get tired of capeshit.

[CuckTurdginson]

That's a work of art, honestly.

[Le Redditeur]

It's a challenging fap, for sure.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's like my favorite doujins.
Though WTF is that doctor even grabbing? Look where her right leg is. She must have the butt of an ant queen.

So they decided to retcon Mystique being Nightcrawler's mother and made Destiny his mother instead.

It's less of a retcon and more of a case of autism:

However, 2023's X-Men Blue: Origins revealed that his parents were actually Mystique and her wife Destiny / Irene Adler; Mystique having shapeshifted into a male form to conceive him, with Destiny being the one to give birth.

[ebin namefag]

So they decided to retcon Mystique being Nightcrawler's mother and made Destiny his mother instead.

Destiny isn't tall enough to carry a child.

[Rapeculture]

Comic book writers must be high as fuck 24/7.

[JL Unlimited]

I’m pretty sure they stole that idea from Jimmy Neutron.