Movie Thread

[Guest]

They're making a Queen of Swords movie?

I can only imagine how woke Current Year Zorro will be.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Are they trying to start a Zorro expanded universe, now?

Amazing idea. He could team up with the Lone Ranger and an immigrant descendent of Robin Hood.

(Though this will most likely fail, seeing how the movie itself will probably be shit and nobody actually cares about Zorro anymore.)

[Guest]

>a lone ranger reboot right after Disney's most successful reboot ever
Sounds like a plan.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Right after"? The "Jack Sparrow in the Wild West" show was 6 years ago. And that reboot still dared to have the Lone Ranger be white and male.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Connery was in his early 30s, Lazenby in his late 20s. I think the problem is finding a modern young man who doesn't look like a soy-slurping metrosexual.

James Dean obviously.

The corpse or the rapist?

[Kugelfisch]

Connery was in his early 30s, Lazenby in his late 20s. I think the problem is finding a modern young man who doesn't look like a soy-slurping metrosexual.

James Dean obviously.

The corpse or the rapist?

Why not both?
James Dean & James Dean in Rape and Rot. The road movie you never knew you wanted.

[veris leta facies]

Someone uploaded the best parts of Blacked Fate. I use "best" loosely.

Oh jesus what crap, worse than I imagined. The moment that spic lady shows stronkness as a leader was just way too fucking much for me to keep watching.

[Guest]

Shortass saving the world with vagina pride. Christ, I can't even take it. "She's John!"

[Tony Schiavone]

Someone uploaded the best parts of Blacked Fate. I use "best" loosely.

Oh jesus what crap, worse than I imagined. The moment that spic lady shows stronkness as a leader was just way too fucking much for me to keep watching.

The woman with the butch haircut can actually act and talks like a female.
No wonder the movie failed.

[Guest]