Movie Thread

[Rushy]

Rather hilariously, my dad had completely forgotten Last Jedi existed, so I just spent the evening reintroducing it to him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why do you hate your father so much?

[Rushy]

Why do you hate your father so much?

He doesn't like John Carpenter's Halloween
that always kind of rubbed me the wrong way

[Guest]

There's a new Zorro coming just called Z. He looks like Black Panther and it's set in the post-apocalyptic future. I'm convinced movie producers are high all the time.

[Keith Chegwin]

I'm convinced movie producers are high all the time.

Really? You're only just now convinced of this?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What`'s wrong? Not enough black people in Alta California?

There's a new Zorro coming just called Z. He looks like Black Panther and it's set in the post-apocalyptic future. I'm convinced movie producers are high all the time.

>wrong time period
>wrong genre
>original name apparently not cool enough
>will probably involve protecting diverse people from Right-wing Death Squads

What could pawsibly go wrong?

[Kugelfisch]

I'm more bewildered about them thinking there's any juice at all left in that franchise.

[Guest]

Hollywood likes ripping off ideas from the 80's and the 1800's.

[Guest]

Someone uploaded the best parts of Blacked Fate. I use "best" loosely.

[Guest]

There's a new Zorro coming just called Z. He looks like Black Panther and it's set in the post-apocalyptic future. I'm convinced movie producers are high all the time.

Wait, I thought they were already planning a female Zorro reboot. Are they trying to start a Zorro expanded universe, now?