Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

[wulfenlord]

80% celebrity deaths

[ebin namefag]

The bot's posts
80% celebrity deaths
18% "Trump will be killed here"
2% ????

2% "anybody notice this?"

And then it will miss the actual attempt that almost killed Trump.

Trump is a celebrity and immune to the bot's curse.

[Osterzone]

Kinda surprised the bot didn't say "clot shot?" for the actor that died at 41

[Liar Revealed]

'King Of The Hill' Voice Actor Jonathan Joss Shot to Death In San Antonio ... During Argument With Neighbor

[Osterzone]

Joss had been hitting the firewater pretty hard this year. Lost his home and his 2 dogs in a fire back in January, then crashed the KotH panel in Austin this weekend, killing the mood. He probably told his neighbor to turn down the banda music, and Sigfredo wasn't having it.

[ebin namefag]

The life lesson is never talk to your neighbors.

[Liar Revealed]

Husband of slain King of the Hill star claims killing was homophobia-fueled murder
The Farms are claiming that John Redcorn's "husband" here is actually a female to male "pooner" tranny. Take her claims with a grain of salt.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Anything to promote the new season I guess.

[Msauce]

So remember, the death of lowtax...well it turns out that he died by suicide and his suicide note was found 4 years later:

I love you, dad, Jessica and the rest of our immediate family and can not thank you enough for your constant love and
support. I am sorry I am not strong enough to keep fighting, but my soul has been worn down by all of this for the past
two decades. I haven't been "living" for a long time now, so I see no difference in what I'm about to do.

Tipsy has water and I fed her. She's in the backyard. Please do not come by; inform the authorities and let them
handle it. Inform them I am in the master bedroom bathroom. The front door is unlocked and there are no threats in the
home. I know the saying of how painful it is for a parent to outlive their child, and I'm so sorry I had to do this to you, but
my body, mind, and soul have given up all hope. I tried, I honestly tried for so long to hold on, but I cannot keep fighting
these women and this judicial system.

I love you all and will forever love you all and cannot express enough gratitude for all your support. I take full
responsibility for my actions and beg of you to shoulder no guilt.

Your loving son / brother,

Rich

PS: please simply remember me by doing absolutely everything possible to ruin the careers of Dana Outlaw and Judge
Stupid Fucking Lazy Ass Garrett. Also let Scott know the absolute only service he provided to me was yelling at me,
and yelling at me to pay him more.

I am sorry for what I am about to do to myself and hope you can empathize and forgive me some day. You've always
tried to support me and give me hope. I am just not able to accept the concept of hope anymore. I love you guys so
much and I just want you to know I could've never had a more loving family, but I need to end this letter.

I wish I could've been strong enough. Or less trusting enough.

[Osterzone]

We all know he shot himself. This is just the ramblings of a drunk loser that lost control of his website and pissed through all his money so he didn’t have to give any to his ex-wives.