Movie Thread

[Guest]

Watched the Critical Drinker's Woke Fate review and it seems the movie is even more Current Yearish than expected. That itsy bitsy spic girl (illegal immigrant?) is really the future leader of rrrrrestistance, the one who will organize the troops and fearlessly lead the men into battle with her confident charisma, influential presence, incomparable strategic thinking, militaristic wit and phenomenal leadership skillz.

This:





Well, toby fair, she does have a good blowjob lips. I could see she could be put in Some use in the military, ha ha haa.

Worst casting since Mila Kunis in Max Payne. It's bad enough that they have to be woke, but they could at least take their job seriously.

[Rushy]

It's also possible for 20+ years of divergent timelineshit to produce a Connor replacement.

Yeah, but at that point, who cares? They can just keep jacking out reboots until the audience finally loses their patience and nothing will matter anymore.

If they really want more movies, they should do what they did to Halloween and dial it back all the way to the first movie and make a film about somebody from the future sending a Terminator POST-Skynet. Like, maybe the people from the future took control over everything Skynet had designed after winning the war, and formed a whole new society with its own problems. They could make films exploring post-post-apocalypse Earth.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Like having mankind recover, only for them to start killing each other? With or without Terminators repurposed as either humanoid drones or Evil Humanoid Alexa?
And you think robots are bad enough at fucking up timelines? Imagine if some power-hungry meatbag got his hands on that technology.

[Rushy]

There would be the danger of losing the threat of the Terminators once you give them a human overlord, but I'd argue it'd still be more variety, especially if they got creative with the future environment.

[Guest]

*Carl Terminator kills John but becomes ally; T3 Arnie kills John but becomes ally
*Protector sent back to protect female resistance leader; protector sent back to protect Kate Brewster
*Young John irrelevant: Young John irrelevant
*Rev 9, a new terminator with a robot underbody and morphing exterior; the T-X, a new terminator....
*Rev injured by using weird turbine electro thing; T-X injured by weird electro thing
*Carl shows up at last minute, shoves explosive in Rev's mouth; ...you've seen T3

Something seems familiar here. Som

[CuckTurdginson]

https://news.avclub.com/hold-on-it-look ... yW5j3Bq87c

Paul Feig's rebooting the dark universe. This will go well.

[Rapeculture]

https://news.avclub.com/hold-on-it-look ... yW5j3Bq87c

Paul Feig's rebooting the dark universe. This will go well.

He specifically references Bride of Frankenstein. Of course. Because wahmen.

[Guest]

It never died, they just dropped the Russell Crowd MCU shit. The guy who did Upgrade is doing an Invisible Man movie. If they're going to Paul Fieg, though, then they're really desperate.

Blake Lively as the Bride?

[TheManWithNoPlan]

I guess cause he looks like James Whale and is a faggot like James Whale they picked him? Doesn’t matter films gonna bomb anyway.

[CuckTurdginson]

I guess cause he looks like James Whale and is a faggot like James Whale they picked him? Doesn’t matter films gonna bomb anyway.

The question is whether they're actually trying to have it not bomb.