Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Feb 05, 2025 5:53 am

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If they were literally fucking on the balcony and she fell by accident, this might be one of the bigger Darwin Awards handed out this year. Bonus that it's some Only Sluts twat.
If there’s footage I hope it leaks. I don’t care to watch people die, but this I have to see.
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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Feb 05, 2025 6:11 am

Rapeculture wrote:
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If they were literally fucking on the balcony and she fell by accident, this might be one of the bigger Darwin Awards handed out this year. Bonus that it's some Only Sluts twat.
They came so hard she turned into a cum rocket.
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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by ebin namefag » Wed Feb 05, 2025 6:13 am

A cum rocket is a penis.
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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Rapeculture » Wed Feb 05, 2025 7:08 am

Homelander forced her to jump. If you know, you know.
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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Complicity » Wed Feb 05, 2025 12:40 pm

Anna’s boyfriend, Pedro Henrique -- who wasn’t part of the incident -- took to social media, heartbroken and hoping investigators get to the bottom of what happened.
The bottom of what happened is that you are a cuck, and that permavirgins have it better than you.

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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Feb 05, 2025 4:26 pm

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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Feb 05, 2025 7:01 pm

Complicity wrote:
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Anna’s boyfriend, Pedro Henrique -- who wasn’t part of the incident -- took to social media, heartbroken and hoping investigators get to the bottom of what happened.
The bottom of what happened is that you are a cuck, and that permavirgins have it better than you.
She was getting double penetrated and he wasn't even one of them. Dear lord, he should be counting his blessings not shedding tears.
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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Feb 05, 2025 9:16 pm

See? Now this is how you make a celebrity death interesting.
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Re: Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Feb 05, 2025 10:18 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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They came so hard she turned into a cum rocket.
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