Movie Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

2D waifus save lifes, man. Handing out free pillows would be the perfect way to fend off the Joker movie's cry for blood..

[Kugelfisch]

2D waifus save lifes, man. Handing out free pillows would be the perfect way to fend off the Joker movie's cry for blood..

Wouldn't that be something?
*single dude attempts to see joker movie*
"Sir, I'll have to give you this before you may enter."
*bouncer hands over waifu pillow*

SpoilerShow

*it's asuka*
"REEEEEEE Rey is best waifu!"
"FUCK YOU! ASUKA IS BEST GIRL!"
*violent shooting between asukafags and reyfags breaks out*

[Le Redditeur]

Oldfag officer at the scene: "Twenty five years... and this is still on... my God, it will never end!"

[Liar Revealed]

The actual way to happiness is to get rid of that thirst. It's never done anyone any good. Stop being a thirstfag and you'll become enlightened.

I can only speak from my experience, but the most senior members of the AVFM forums told me exactly that. They taught me that I had a habit of putting women on pedestals and to knock that off. These guys seemed to hate the PUA community and came down pretty hard on anyone that started talking like one. They treated Roosh V the same way you guys treat Null.

I've heard that if a guy has a good father figure in his life, he'll likely not turn out like an incel. I've also heard boys that grow up with sisters learn to understand girls much better.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oldfag officer at the scene: "Twenty five years... and this is still on... my God, it will never end!"

The final war to end all wars will be the one to settle this age-old conflict once and for all.

[Kugelfisch]

These guys seemed to hate the PUA community and came down pretty hard on anyone that started talking like one. They treated Roosh V the same way you guys treat Null.

Understandable. In that whole scene there are only retards and assholes scamming those retards. Even if you became the alpha pussy slayer, there's a point where you'll just be the male skank whore. Knew a guy like that. It didn't end well.

I've heard that if a guy has a good father figure in his life, he'll likely not turn out like an incel. I've also heard boys that grow up with sisters learn to understand girls much better.

Sounds plausible enough.

[Guest]

I'm watching that nuDoom movie on Cytube and oh god what the fuck?
Every single frame is raping Doom rough but slow. It makes me appreciate the 2005 (?) Doom a whole hell of a lot more, and the best parts of that movie were the ones were when the Rock was being the Rock and the first person parts. With that alone it's just a typical dumb 2000's movie.

Edit 1: The only credit that I can give this movie is that the monsters so far aren't cgi (but the sfx like the fireball thrown by the Imp...fucking awful) but for a shit movie like this I wish they were cgi.

Edit 2: the lighting and camera quality look television quality. I thought at first I was watching a CBS show. I know most movies now except for artsy flicks don't really use film grain afaik, but this movie could use it, because it's horror (for different reasons too)

I'll probably check it out when it hits Redbox. The original movie is one of the better video game movies, but I'm expecting this one to be woke garbage. They've spent two years working on it too. What the hell took so long?

[Moe Bitches]

Two years? Jesus Christ. I thought it was less. I wouldn't pay a single cent for that movie (in b4 Brad Jones DVD joke, at least that movie has some soul to it)

[Rushy]

Watching the 2001 Hannibal and I'm really not impressed by it. I've never seen a Hannibal Lecter movie before, but about an hour in and it's been a load of waffling about. I appreciate Hopkins' Shakespearean performance, but it's just lost in a very dull detective story.
Gary Oldman isn't bad as the wheelchair millionaire creep and he could use more screentime. The amount of filler is astonishing.

[Keith Chegwin]

I've never seen a Hannibal Lecter movie before

And you chose to start with the second-to-worst one?
Just watch The Silence of the Lambs. Bloody hell.