Movie Thread

[Rapeculture]

Yes indeed mein nigga. Also......



Probably doesn't need posting because I think most of us saw this coming anyways, but there it is. Most of the critic reviews boil down to [Spoony]TRRRRUUUUMMMMP!!!!!![/Spoony] obviously.

[Guest]

I've heard it's not as gory as 4 but it looks just as cheap. Too bad there's no budget for these movies anymore. Rambo should be killing with tanks and choppers, not rakes and the power of love.

[Rapeculture]

I've heard it's not as gory as 4 but it looks just as cheap. Too bad there's no budget for these movies anymore. Rambo should be killing with tanks and choppers, not rakes and the power of love.

The body count in part 4 is higher, most likely, but the kills in Last Blood are more inventive. A good example would be a trap Rambo sets that, when triggered, turns a guy's head into a stack of pancakes. I was confused at what I was seeing at first.

I do miss Rambo using pure military might to overcome his enemies, but these movies aren't going to get a big budget anymore. Hollywood doesn't just want to make millions anymore, they want to make billions. Stuff like Rambo and last year's Halloween only get made because of muh nostalgia, and the possibility that they could make a couple of hundred million dollars against a nothing budget.

[Kugelfisch]

Critics hate it, audiences love it. That's the mark of a good movie. Reads great. We need more shit like that ever since stuff like Death Wish isn't made any longer. Based Stallone delivering the low-brow violence I want.

[Keith Chegwin]

Reads great. We need more shit like that ever since stuff like Death Wish isn't made any longer.

They did make a new Death Wish though

[Kugelfisch]

Reads great. We need more shit like that ever since stuff like Death Wish isn't made any longer.

They did make a new Death Wish though

Didn't even know that. It's with Bruce Willis, it seems. I bet it's shit.

[Moe Bitches]

You think that's bad

(it still is. I watched it with my dad and we managed to watch the movie til the end, the deaths were so bad it's good, but the acting was as even worse than expected plus iirc there was no rape, just implied, and we turned to each other and laughed our asses off because it was a POS. It has nu-Oldboy feel to it)

There's a fucking movie that don't want to tell you about, but I have to, and it's called Death Kiss. Look it up. It has a Charles Bronson look alike. That's all you can say about it really.

[Keith Chegwin]

I watched it with my dad

Lies

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Now for something completely different: It is shit.
It's really no wonder the bloody movie is almost 3 fucking hours long, considering a good 1 hour of that are scenes for a hypothetical "It - Chapter One Special Edition" - including one scene that is literally a deleted scene from the first one (featured as bonus feature on the first movie's DVD). I thought the idea was that the first movie was all about the kids' stuff, while the second one will just cover the adult portions of the story.
Thankfully Bill Skar-Skar still makes for a good pedo clown. Hopefully there will be a fan edit that just features his scenes. Less progressive readers here might also rejoice at the opening scene, which features a gay couple getting curbstomped in glorious detail.

[Rapeculture]

Yeah, IT 2 is shit. Hilariously, the adult cast of the 1990 miniseries had better chemistry than the adult cast of this one.