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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Mon Jul 14, 2025 2:50 am

>K-Pop
Into the trash it goes.
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Post by Complicity » Mon Jul 14, 2025 4:26 am

Gendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote:
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>K-Pop
Into the trash it goes.
Cuties Masterson says it's a movie for pedos.
Vito loves it.
It looks like a Pixar movie trying to rip animu off.

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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Mon Jul 14, 2025 4:50 am

It's cursed with that fugly Spiderverse """animation""" quality (same studio) + it's brimming with "How do you do, fellow kids?" millennial humor. Most of its fans are braindead K-Pop tards + animation xitters ejaculating over maymays & le animu-inspired faces.
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Post by Old Black Man » Mon Jul 14, 2025 6:10 am

I’m just saying, straight to Netflix and somehow it’s beating the ass of other studios. Not defending it, just thinking Pixar is going the way of the dodo.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 14, 2025 6:16 am

If it'll break the beanmouth curse I'll forgive it for all of its faults.
Speaking of...

But yeah, I listened to one song from it, and now I know why I never got into K-Pop. Sounds too much like Burgershit. And those attempts at animu visuals gags are... odd.

On the plus side the characters don't look like CalArts shit, and there's apparently a surprising lack of queershit and black people.

Though some of the people loving it make some weird-ass comments, like "OMG its's soo Korean uwu!"
Bitch it's an American movie.
Made by an American studio that belongs to a Japanese company.
And all the "Koreans" were either born in the USA, or moved there very early in their life.

Plus it features K-Pop out of fear it might not be Korean enough for the Korean club. This is like if a bunch of Nihon-Burgers made a fake animu featuring catgirl maids fighting tentacle monsters.

Though I guess since it's not a real Korean production, we don't have to suffer through yet another story obsessed about the dystopian hellscape that is Korean society. Srsly that's all what the internationally successful Korean productions are about.
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Post by ebin namefag » Mon Jul 14, 2025 7:11 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jul 14, 2025 6:16 am
If it'll break the beanmouth curse I'll forgive it for all of its faults.
Speaking of...

But yeah, I listened to one song from it, and now I know why I never got into K-Pop. Sounds too much like Burgershit.
It's what makes it terrible and popular.
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Post by Old Black Man » Mon Jul 14, 2025 8:10 am

I actually like Korean cinema, mainly crime drama. I Saw the Devil. Chaser. The Gangster, the Cop and the Devil. Memories of Murder. Those will never get recognized for an Oscar though.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 15, 2025 10:40 am

Fortive me, Miku-chan, for I have sinned.

K-Pop Demon Hunters

Koren half-blood comes to terms with her inherent Rassenschande to learn how to become even better at killing black people, and how one shouldn't judge a rotten race based on the odd Uncle Tom.
At least that's how you could interpret it if you wanted to defend Pixar's honor.

The movie's fine, really, and almost offensively inoffensive (though I'm sure the sequel will fix the lack of wokeisms).
Now mind you, the premise is kinda dumb and basically a lame copy of Symphogear, so just don't think too hard about the plot.
I mean, really? The fate of the entire world rests in three Korean chicks, and you're not even vetting those bitches to look for the mark of Korean Satan?

The quirky animu expressions were something else. Didn't help that they looked extra plastic-y like something out of Robot Chicken (except with choppier animation).

The songs didn't really win me over to the side of K-Pop. The fucking Miku gacha game movie had way better bangers.
Though I guess if you want an even gayer version of the Backstreet Boys this movie has got you covered.

Some of the VAs for the boy band didn't really sound very fitting, but I guess there's only so much you can do if you limit your cast to American Koreans who can sing and not fuck up the odd Korean word.

EDIT: At the very least I hope these songs will replace the Hobo Hotel shit in animu convention karaoke. I swear there are always at least two fuckers singing those dumb edgelord songs.
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Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Tue Jul 15, 2025 3:51 pm

Old Black Man wrote:
Mon Jul 14, 2025 8:10 am
I actually like Korean cinema, mainly crime drama. I Saw the Devil. Chaser. The Gangster, the Cop and the Devil. Memories of Murder. Those will never get recognized for an Oscar though.
Parasite won best picture and director

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 15, 2025 3:53 pm

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
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Parasite won best picture and director
And Trump really didn't like that.
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