"Cartoons"

[Old Black Man]

I wanna make a vigilante film with Charles Bronson about him going after a pod of dolphins who raped his family.

Alternately a film starring Mel Gibson where he tells his wife "If you're raped by pod of dolphins it'll be your fault!"

This sounds awesome. Can it be in Dreamworks/Pixar style animation?

[RAPEMAN]

I wanna make a vigilante film with Charles Bronson about him going after a pod of dolphins who raped his family.

Alternately a film starring Mel Gibson where he tells his wife "If you're raped by pod of dolphins it'll be your fault!"

No one forces you to go into the dark, cold, ocean when you can hang out in warm lagoons, chilling with friendly water elephants.

[Old Black Man]

Mel Gibson plays a marine biologist whose wife left him for a merman. After his daughter is brutally rapped by a gang of dolphins he picks up a speargun and put asides his bigotry towards merfolk to find the dolphins and murder them.

[RAPEMAN]

Mel Gibson plays a marine biologist whose wife left him for a merman. After his daughter is brutally rapped by a gang of dolphins he picks up a speargun and put asides his bigotry towards merfolk to find the dolphins and murder them.

Genius.

[CuckTurdginson]

Dolphins are the turbochads of the ocean

[Old Black Man]

Do we have a voice cast? I mean Mel is a good leading man, but who else is part of this project?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Zendaya and Oscar Isaac.

[CuckTurdginson]

Throw Jodie Foster and Markie Mark in there somewhere.

I think Andrew Garfield defended Gibson at some point, too.

[Old Black Man]

Mark Wahlberg plays an arms dealing sea turtle who hooks Mel up with his gear. Also what are good racial slurs for land and sea dwelling creatures? Sea monkey sounds good for dolphins since they’re aquatic mammals.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How about "Dryskins" for land dwellers?