Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Kugelfisch]

Carefully steering him to become a moisture farmer. I'm onto your shit, Obi! How come you never had a woman, huh?

Gravity Falls is Disney.

Huh, goes to show how generic all that garbage looks when you can't even tell what's a Disney animation anymore. It's all outsourced to Worst Korea anyway so chances are it's the same studio drawing all that stuff.

[Rushy]

Carefully steering him to become a moisture farmer. I'm onto your shit, Obi! How come you never had a woman, huh?

He and some princess got laid in the Clone Wars

[Keith Chegwin]

I thought Jedi weren't allowed to fuck

[Guest]

I thought Jedi weren't allowed to fuck

You'd think, but if I remember the prequels correctly the Jedi declared "personal attachments" haram.

So taking this literally the Prequel Era Jedi's frowned on healthy, loving personal relationships and marriage because it led to the dark side but hardcore fucking is okay as long as you never see them again.

The Jedi were degenerate sluts.

[Keith Chegwin]

Isn't that a slippery slope though?

[veris leta facies]

Sure Jedis can bang, fucking is just fine as long as there's no love involved, as said. I'd love to see a scene where Obi-Wan explains to Jedi council how she meant nothing to him and how he just used her as a hole to fuck.

[Kugelfisch]

So basically part of being a Jedi is flat out rape. *insert force joke*

[Guest]

Force powers are what you get when you brco

[Guest]

Become a wizard irl

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They should make a pre-prequel where Palpatine brags about force-grabbing ladies by the pussy.