Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Rushy]

If J.J. brings Luke back to life, I will applaud

[Guest]

https://www.slashfilm.com/boba-fett-movie-is-dead/

kek

Another one bites the dust. Not like we needed one over an overpraised villain, anyway.

[Liar Revealed]

George Lucas already gave Boba Fett an origin in episode 2 and it sucked. And his lame death in ROTJ didn't help his reputation either.
How in the world could you base a movie on a jobber like this?

[Rushy]

Given that Boba Fett's had zero characterisation as an adult apart from "tough guy, does missions for bigger baddies", I think there's a fair bit of movie you could fill in there.
I'm not saying it's the best idea ever(I'm still itching for that Ewan McGregor Kenobi film myself), but there's certainly a lot of room in this sandbox.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Without a doubt the most overrated character in any movie.

[Keith Chegwin]

I'm still itching for that Ewan McGregor Kenobi film myself

Why? because the other three were so fucking great? You really want to see a film of Obi-Wan masturbating in a cave for twenty years like some Jedi Spoony? Hey, maybe they can have a scene where they explain why he switched from looking like Ewan McGregor to looking like Alec Guinness

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't forget they're trying to make a series out of him. Because he's so interesting.

I'm still itching for that Ewan McGregor Kenobi film myself

Why? because the other three were so fucking great? You really want to see a film of Obi-Wan masturbating in a cave for twenty years like some Jedi Spoony? Hey, maybe they can have a scene where they explain why he switched from looking like Ewan McGregor to looking like Alec Guinness

Careful, they might make it so that he had constant wild space adventures all the time and just checked back to Tatooine once a month.

If they're really stupid, they'll have the movie end with him entering his shed, just as he hears a Tusken Raider attack in the distance...*wink wink nudge nudge*

[da PAC Nigguh]

Hey, maybe they can have a scene where they explain why he switched from looking like Ewan McGregor to looking like Alec Guinness

Yeah it can be like the opening to Return of the King where Andy Serkis transitions to CGI Gollum.

But seriously what is with these faggots and their Obi Wan movie? We already got a fucking prequel trilogy that told Obi Wan's story. What, are they going to some up with some stupid hijinx that he gets into on Tatooine while living in a cave watching over baby Luke? Maybe a pointless scene were he learns to scare off sand people?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

People need to know how he learned his most important trick.

[Poonoo]

If they're really stupid, they'll have the movie end with him entering his shed, just as he hears a Tusken Raider attack in the distance...*wink wink nudge nudge*

>Implying they won't put as much fan service as possible and do exactly that

It's going to be nothing but that and you know it. Watch as Luke does a bunch of weird force shit as a kid by accident with Obi Wan smiling from a distance like a fucking pedo.

Seriously, the entire premise of a whole movie like that is "Obi Wan stalks a kid his whole life without knowing".