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Complicity
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by Complicity » Mon Dec 30, 2024 1:08 pm
CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 2:30 am
I mean Borderlands is probably the Razzie frontrunner, it could happen.
Funny thing is, at least for what i've seen, if Eli BrainRoth hired age-appropriate actresses, his movie would've been just Borderlands without the gameplay.
In other words can the adaptation be blamed, when the original IP was always cancer that should've never seen the light of day to begin with?
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by CuckTurdginson » Mon Dec 30, 2024 5:20 pm
The movie itself is mostly incoherent. There's a ton of moments where it genuinely feels like the actors aren't being filmed at the same time, which is perverse given how much money Eli was given.
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by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 30, 2024 6:22 pm
wulfenlord wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 11:58 am
Hard no. The whole licence is a retroactively cobbled-together Frankenstein, just existing because some fags at Dark Horse comics bought the two franchises seperately in 1989 for a comic book publication, and made a "What if"-jerk-off-series from it.
It's like that time IDW decided that GI Joe and Transformers shared the same continuity.
(I am aware of at least one crossover cartoon episode, but fuck you.)
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by Liar Revealed » Tue Dec 31, 2024 1:59 am
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 6:22 pm
It's like that time IDW decided that GI Joe and Transformers shared the same continuity.
(I am aware of at least one crossover cartoon episode, but fuck you.)
Marvel Comics did it first circa 1986.
There were like three references in the G1 cartoon, with the Cobra Commander appearance being the most notable.
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by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 31, 2024 11:11 am
The only ones that should do a crossover with Transformers are the GoBots.
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by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 31, 2024 6:45 pm
Complicity wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2024 1:08 pm
In other words can the adaptation be blamed, when the original IP was always cancer that should've never seen the light of day to begin with?
They can be blamed for the attempt. Borderlands is famous for a series where one must skip and mute all story wherever possible.
Even hardened normalfags found the writing of 3 too obnoxious to handle.
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by CuckTurdginson » Tue Dec 31, 2024 7:01 pm
You’d need to go full Sonic and rewrite the story substantially, and then approach any lore drops with caution.
You also need to make a functional, watchable movie.
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by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 31, 2024 11:08 pm
How would you do that with Borderlands? The story is retarded garbage written by Anthony Burch.
Just don't bother with the IP and write your own stuff. There's nothing usable there. Evidently, not even the name managed to draw people.
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by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 01, 2025 3:44 pm
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue Dec 31, 2024 6:45 pm
Even hardened normalfags found the writing of 3 too obnoxious to handle.
Even fans (that I know of) hated the story, made all the worse by the cutscenes pretending that your character doesn't exist.
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by Kugelfisch » Sat Jan 04, 2025 6:34 pm
That's exactly what I mean. Absolutely nobody ever liked the story of Borderlands and even actively hated it from at the very least the 3rd one.
I've known many that absolutely loved the games. I've played 1 and 2 a hole lot with several people. The story was passable in the 1st one. Beyond that, it's a detriment. Mute and skip!
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