Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

Thunderheart was okay until an Indian literally shape-shifted, because all Injuns can shapeshift, amirite? It's genetic, like whites being rich or brown people all knowing Spanish.

I thought that was meant to be kind of ambiguous. It's not like you ever see him transform.

[Guest]

Thunderheart was okay until an Indian literally shape-shifted, because all Injuns can shapeshift, amirite? It's genetic, like whites being rich or brown people all knowing Spanish.

I thought that was meant to be kind of ambiguous. It's not like you ever see him transform.

Fuck that, the red man is an ungodly sorcerer and we all fucking know it.

[Kugelfisch]

Neither wheel nor horse and yet all over the continent and seemingly everywhere when the Europeans came. Clearly they travelled on all fours in beast form.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nah, they took to the skies as stunning and brave eagles.

[Guest]

They hitched rides with the ancient aliens.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And they are very sad that the White Man can't be as swell as the Green Man.

[rpgworm]

back to marvel shit...

I'm kinda looking forward to the woke movies. I mean, i'm not gonna watch it, like a lot of people, I was done after endgame, fun ride, but it's over, and fuck that weaksauce Spiderman anyways.

But wanna see if this whole "get woke, go broke" drama really pays off. Because the other woke marvel movies made buck, lots of it.

In the end I just wanna see the excuses people make regardless of which face this coin will land. it's the only thing that can interest me at this point for this shit, otherwise, I couldn't give less of a shit about all of this.

[Guest]

back to marvel shit...

I'm kinda looking forward to the woke movies. I mean, i'm not gonna watch it, like a lot of people, I was done after endgame, fun ride, but it's over, and fuck that weaksauce Spiderman anyways.

But wanna see if this whole "get woke, go broke" drama really pays off. Because the other woke marvel movies made buck, lots of it.

In the end I just wanna see the excuses people make regardless of which face this coin will land. it's the only thing that can interest me at this point for this shit, otherwise, I couldn't give less of a shit about all of this.

I really just want it to crash and burn. If woke Mahvel is a huge success, it might be time to give up on this whole western civilization thing completely and join ISIS.

[rpgworm]

I would like that too because the fireworks are fun... but too much money, nothing else to rival and these movies will play safe as fuck, so no big shock or violent backlash will ever go their way.

It will fizzle out, entropy and all that. But it will sound big and important for a bit because now this bullshit has a whole secondary economy attached to it, be the hype mongers blogs, the drama channels, the gaters, the theorists, you know, the click bait garbage.

What is going to suck is that Marvel Disney won't have the balls to go full woke and just go for the jugular and make people unconfortable. Yeah, yeah, female Thor, lesbians, asian guy who nobody cares about, whatever, that is weak shit.

I wanna see the fucking preaching speeches the woke comics had, I wanna see the self self righteous beating up a old white man, I wanna see Sue Storm being played by a eskimo transgendred actor.

I wanna see Spiderman being gay... and by gay I don't mean a nod or a wink, I want to see some half-nude after sex scnes, and the certanty that Peter Parker, yes, peter parker, not miles, not other dimension nobody-cares-man, Peter Parker making sure to the audience that he takes up in the ass.

Fucking do it Disney, I dare you mother fuckers.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I also want them to bring out the big guns. Like a Current Year Squirrel Girl played by an overweight transwoman with Down Syndrome. Or America Chavez and her tumblrina nakama from the Leelumultipass Phi Theta Betas.

I certainly hope for America. Not only does she identify as Hispanic despite the fact she's just a brown-ish alien from an all lesbian planet/universe/whatever, but she's also supposed to be one of those progressive SJW characters despite having one of the most stereotypical Hispano-American accents you'll see in any piece of fiction.
You know, that thing where the Hispanic speaks perfect English, but feels the need to replace one random word per speech bubble with Spanish, for no apparent reason.