Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Kugelfisch]

Not going so well for you niggers, that whole progressive thing, huh? In Soy Wars the nigger is a race mixing retard with some dumpy ping pong bitch instead of cool guy Lando (who's a robot fucker now) and now Blade's a sand rat.
Maybe should've stopped voting Dems for gibs.

[Guest]

Niggas got mad respect for Islamic terrorists though. They kill wypippo by the truck loads. In Europe being muslim is basically a liscence to brutalize whites with no reprisals. A lot of them wouldn't convert because dey mommas and grandmammas would beat dey asses but they'd dig Muslim Blade.

[Keith Chegwin]

Wesley Snipes used to be Muslim so technically it's already been done

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>Reboot Blade
>The half-black, half-Transylvanian Dhampir from Britain
>Who is associated with symbols of christianity due to his mum's past and his connection to vampires
>convert Into a muslim
>The half-vampire guy who cuts head and blows up people and buildings in various creative ways

Maybe they'll also come up with a Jewish character who can turn anything into gold. Or a Native American who can remove hair.

Not going so well for you niggers, that whole progressive thing, huh? In Soy Wars the nigger is a race mixing retard with some dumpy ping pong bitch instead of cool guy Lando (who's a robot fucker now) and now Blade's a sand rat.
Maybe should've stopped voting Dems for gibs.

Also don't forget that Black Panther isn't Afro-American. Though I guess they have Blacktain America now.

[Guest]

>Reboot Blade
>The half-black, half-Transylvanian Dhampir from Britain
>Who is associated with symbols of christianity due to his mum's past and his connection to vampires
>convert Into a muslim
>The half-vampire guy who cuts head and blows up people and buildings in various creative ways

Maybe they'll also come up with a Jewish character who can turn anything into gold. Or a Native American who can remove hair.

EVERY Native American in capeshit dresses like the guy from The Village People and talks about spirits of his ancestors, smokes peace pipes for spirit journeys, and shit, so it's tough to imagine them going much more stereotypical than they already do. Crippling alcoholism is always an option, I guess.

They should make Booster Gold a Jew. Time travels to the past scam people for money and fame using technology he didn't invent. Puts gold right in his name as a subtle nod to what he's all about. It fits pretty perfectly.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Man, how the fuck did I forget that 95% of all fictional Native American characters are literally the same guy? I think the saddest one I'm aware of is Man-of-Bats of the Batmen of Many Nations, since unlike the other Batmen, he doesn't so much stop supervillains as much as he's just trying to make his shithole reservation slightly less deep.

[Guest]

Man, how the fuck did I forget that 95% of all fictional Native American characters are literally the same guy? I think the saddest one I'm aware of is Man-of-Bats of the Batmen of Many Nations, since unlike the other Batmen, he doesn't so much stop supervillains as much as he's just trying to make his shithole reservation slightly less deep.

So a realistic Native American superhero.

Most Native American characters suck. Graham Greene was pretty great in his roles in Thunderheart and Longmire though, because his character in both is basically doing a pisstake of the stereotypes to mock them. In Thunderheart to screw with 1/32nd Cherokee Val Kilmer, and in Longmire to screw with all the other natives. Of course he's a bad guy in Longmire, because Hollywood can't be too based about suggesting to the natives that maybe it's partially their fault that things have been so fucked up for so long and at some point they need to quit whining about sacred ground and listening to the wind and get off their asses and build some shit.

[Guest]

Thunderheart was okay until an Indian literally shape-shifted, because all Injuns can shapeshift, amirite? It's genetic, like whites being rich or brown people all knowing Spanish.

[Kugelfisch]

Well what do you think skinwalkers come from and why it's mostly a North American "myth"?

[Guest]

Truly the spirit of Andrew Jackson lives on in all bottles of Listerine. Got bless.