Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

Obongo claimed to be a Spooder-Man fan which I'm not convinced is true and he wasn't just pandering.
I vaguely recall an entire Marlel anthology comic that came right after the election that whined hard about Blorphgf.

[Lindsay's Liver]

From the Hollywood Reporter article:

The Eternals will follow on Nov. 6, 2020 and Feige brought out the cast, including Angelina Jolie as Thena, Richard Madden as Ikarus, as well as Kumail Nanjiani, Brian Tyree Henry, Salma Hayek as Ajax, Lia McHugh and Don Lee as Gilgamesh.

Chloé Zhao is directing the film, which Feige described as "full on Jack Kirby," a reference to the cosmic property's creator.

Nanjiani described Marvel as being "throwback" movies. He refereed to Casablanca and other movies that had various tones to them, made in a time before everything was split into definitive genres. "Marvel is a throwback to those old movies. They have action, romance, comedy. They have everything!"

Hayek, meanwhile, underscored the representation angle of the movie, saying Eternals will be as diverse as the Hall audience itself.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>mankind has forgotten how to combine action, romance and comedy sometime after Casablanca

[Keith Chegwin]

Jesus Christ they're getting everybody to do this Marvel shit now. Salma Hayek? Well, if she gets those massive titties of hers out I might actually buy a ticket.

[Guest]

>mankind has forgotten how to combine action, romance and comedy sometime after Casablanca

It's nice that people in Hollywood are tacitly admitting that modern Hollywood is shit compared to old Hollywood. I'm surprised they haven't tried to claim that's an Alt-Right talking point yet.

[RedLine]

All the new shit coming out is going to be uber-woke, moreso than before. Enjoy.

They must be banking on a Trump re-election. If we get President Biden or Harris in 2020 then the media will go back into hibernation and few will care about giving mega-hype to gay, black Captain America or an all-Honduran Fantastic Four.

[Keith Chegwin]

They must be banking on a Trump re-election.

I've said this before but the media secretly want a Trump re-election. A Trump defeat means a lot less money for all of them

[Guest]

From the Hollywood Reporter article:

The Eternals will follow on Nov. 6, 2020 and Feige brought out the cast, including Angelina Jolie as Thena, Richard Madden as Ikarus, as well as Kumail Nanjiani, Brian Tyree Henry, Salma Hayek as Ajax, Lia McHugh and Don Lee as Gilgamesh.

Chloé Zhao is directing the film, which Feige described as "full on Jack Kirby," a reference to the cosmic property's creator.

Nanjiani described Marvel as being "throwback" movies. He refereed to Casablanca and other movies that had various tones to them, made in a time before everything was split into definitive genres. "Marvel is a throwback to those old movies. They have action, romance, comedy. They have everything!"

Hayek, meanwhile, underscored the representation angle of the movie, saying Eternals will be as diverse as the Hall audience itself.

Women are a plague that will destroy this planet.

[Guest]

All the new shit coming out is going to be uber-woke, moreso than before. Enjoy.

They must be banking on a Trump re-election. If we get President Biden or Harris in 2020 then the media will go back into hibernation and few will care about giving mega-hype to gay, black Captain America or an all-Honduran Fantastic Four.

They will never get over 2016. Doesn't matter who wins 2020.

These people are 20% AIDS, 20% lard and 60% ego and Trump's election was the biggest slap in the face they could have been given. They'll be stewing in rage over it for the rest of time.

[Keith Chegwin]

Only 20% AIDS?