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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:14 am

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Six movies now and every one has been about an agent betraying something. EVERY SINGLE ONE. The movie also name-dropped Max from the '96 movie, which just pissed me off because we'll never get a proper sequel but will instead be stuck with this JJ Abrams lens flare faggotry until the sun burns out.
I've seen slasher movie franchises with more varied storylines.
Luther defuses a nuclear bomb in this movie. The disavowed hacker who needed to personally be at a server to steal a copy of list in the original movie is literally a tech god now who can hijack satellites with his smart phone. Also defuses nukes.
I have long since accepted the fact that we will never get rid of Magic Hollywood Hacking. I just wished they'd make it even more retarded, just to hammer the point home.
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Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:54 pm

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Mission Impossible Fallout was literally a cartoon. It wasn't 100% CGI like the last Avengers, but it might as well as been. Just boring generic over-the-top bullshit that somehow looked both expensive and cheap as hell.

Fuck Hunt's Wife, both literally and figuratively. Michelle Monaghan is a tranny, but god it's been 4 movies with that stupid fucking wife subplot. Fuck off already.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:45 am

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Only good thing was Rebecca Ferguson. I would watch a spin-off where her character does nothing but murder people with her thighs.
I too would watch this, providing that I were in it and it wasn't actually a movie.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Old Black Man » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:06 am

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Only good thing was Rebecca Ferguson. I would watch a spin-off where her character does nothing but murder people with her thighs.
I too would watch this, providing that I were in it and it wasn't actually a movie.
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Post by Guest » Mon Dec 10, 2018 10:44 pm

Are you ready for more fatass cgi lizards fighting stupid ass cgi bugs? No, you say you have an IQ higher than 70? To fucking bad faggots, eat some more Hollywood slop this summer when Crapzilla 2: King of the Turds stinks up a theater near you!

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 10, 2018 10:52 pm

I'm actually looking way more forward to Soyzilla 2: Kaiju Boogaloo than any other Hollwood flick this year. I already know it'll be dumb shlock, but how entertaining will the dumb shlock be?
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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:46 pm

It stars that annoying brat from Stranger Things. Pass.
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Post by Guest » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:18 am

The first one flopped big time and everyone hated it, how did this one get made?

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Post by Guest » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:34 am

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I'm actually looking way more forward to Soyzilla 2: Kaiju Boogaloo than any other Hollwood flick this year. I already know it'll be dumb shlock, but how entertaining will the dumb shlock be?
Vera Farmiga and Ziyi Zhang in the same movie? I'm already coming!

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Post by Guest » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:36 am

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The first one flopped big time and everyone hated it, how did this one get made?
Probably China since there's a big China name in the cast.

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