Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[MegaNigger]

At this point i'm just bracing for how bad The Last Jedi will be, if i know my family well enough they'll want to go see it

Time for a new family...

No

What? KYLO REN DID IT!

[Charlar]

Time for a new family...

No

What? KYLO REN DID IT!

WTF are you talking about?

[Poonoo]

No

What? KYLO REN DID IT!

WTF are you talking about?

The tism is strong with you.

[Charlar]

What? KYLO REN DID IT!

WTF are you talking about?

The tism is strong with you.

I'm just fucking tired, i haven't slept 10 hours in 3 nights so it's affecting me

[MegaNigger]

WTF are you talking about?

The tism is strong with you.

I'm just fucking tired, i haven't slept 10 hours in 3 nights so it's affecting me

No worries budday! I'm in the sane boat. I'm moving across 5 states on Tuesday to a sweet new city. Packing up, getting transferred at work, I feel it.

[Guest]

The utter lack of action in both trailers is disturbing. It's apparently 2 hours 30 minutes long, and judging by what we've seen there will be less than five minutes of action. Some space shooting stuff and apparently Sleepy Janitor versus Chrome Lesbian, because THAT was the fight everyone was hoping for.

[Liar Revealed]

TFA ruined some of their new franchise characters right out of the gate. Chrome Brienne of Tarth was completely useless and was laughingly easily disposed of in a humiliating manner.
Same goes for Darth Emo getting pwned by a neophyte. I'll never take either character seriously again.

[MegaNigger]

The cunt that plays Tinwoman just loves hamming up her character as this empowering femme fatal.

I want what drugs she's on

[Rushy]

The utter lack of action in both trailers is disturbing. It's apparently 2 hours 30 minutes long, and judging by what we've seen there will be less than five minutes of action. Some space shooting stuff and apparently Sleepy Janitor versus Chrome Lesbian, because THAT was the fight everyone was hoping for.

Because trailers are accurate representations of films...

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Trailers should at least build up an expectation. You can probably give a good movie a bad trailer, but it's hard to get salvagable footage out of a shitty movie.

TFA ruined some of their new franchise characters right out of the gate. Chrome Brienne of Tarth was completely useless and was laughingly easily disposed of in a humiliating manner.
Same goes for Darth Emo getting pwned by a neophyte. I'll never take either character seriously again.

Emo Ren was already a lost cause for me the moment he took off the helmet. He's like Dark Helmet's edgy son or something. I was half expecting Mel Brooks to enter the room.

Boba Femme his hilarious in that they - for some reason - decided to take the reverse approach from her main inspiration. I mean, at least Boba Fett didn't get offed like a little bitch until his final appearance.