Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

Wokeflix Punisher is gonna fight alt right villain for season 2, oh joy.

See the Guestpost directly above you, except aimed at Netflix.

[Guest]

Shouldn't Punisher be on season 6 or something?

[rabidtictac]

Wokeflix Punisher is gonna fight alt right villain for season 2, oh joy.

https://www.joe.ie/movies-tv/punisher-s ... ils-653336

It's real.

This is going to be on the same level as that one episode of SVU about gamergate.

Frank Castle always struck me as a conservative mind. Liberals are never in favor of the death sentence. Castle served in the military and he believes in the death penalty. Castle's whole gimmick is he kills people because he knows the pussy government won't do it for him. If cops were more like Judge Dredd, he'd probably hang up his skull shirt and do something else. Or apply to be a cop.

The Ennis Punisher stuff also heavily implied that Frank was fundamentally broken. You could consider him sort of like a hyper-competent insane person. He's able to navigate society and do basic shit, but his brain is still fucked. He can't relate to people normally. There's a moment where he's having a conversation with a neighbor and the dude talks about cheating on his wife and his wife leaving him, and Frank almost murders the guy. Gizmo, that gimmick character from the old punisher comics, argues that Frank is sick. Gizmo makes a deal with corrupt feds to try to get Frank on their payroll as a way to begin the healing process. But Gizmo also argues to Frank, in person, that he suspects Frank kills because he enjoys it and not for any other reason. It's been so long since his family died that he'd be a grandfather by this point (in the comics).

Whatever meme shitlibs think they can slap onto Frank, his character is already well-established and I don't think it's compatible with the notion of some antifa-loving freedom fighter who guns down teh ebil soygons of the world.

[Rapeculture]

Gizmo, that gimmick character from the old punisher comics, argues that Frank is sick.

You mean Micro.

Wow, I'm glad I decided to never watch The Netflix Punisher bullshit. Frank is someone that they just can't get right onscreen. There will never be a good Punisher anything outside of the comics. And even the comics haven't been particularly great since Garth Ennis fucked off.

[rabidtictac]

Yeah Micro. I don't read the old punisher stuff so I only know about that guy from images I've seen and that one MAX story he was in.

[Singh'sSpot]

I knew the show was cucked way before it was aired, the only way to make this show any more Social Justice is having a former member of the Islamic State serve as Frank's partner, I'm sure we'll get a sob story on why he joined regarding muh racism and white supremacy.

Season 3 should have Frank parachute into Syria and killing Assad thus destabilizing the country and some message why arming Jihadists is awesome and shit.

[Guest]

I really don't know how anyone could entertain the notion that any Netflix original wouldn't be cucked. Netflix is "Current Fucking Year!" the streaming service and a touchstone of the hollow nihilistic Millennial Lifestyle.

[Singh'sSpot]

I'm not surprised since nutflix pulls this shit all the time, its like the producer played Far Cry 5 and thought it wasn't political enough so he goes ripping off the villian Joseph Seed.

[Old Black Man]

Chelsea Van Valkenberg is at it again!

https://youtu.be/bAXZyLKWLk0

[Keith Chegwin]

I ain't clicking that shit, nigga